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"Et Two Weapons"

Looks like Al and Bro will be sliced, diced and frappe! Do kitchen appliance dream of electric swords?
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Script: Roger Briant (Alacrity)
Art: Lance Card (Bromern Sal)

Roger's thoughts for this strip:
A bow to the inspiration of this webcomic and one of my favourite robot master.

Lance's thoughts for this strip:
I sincerely apologize for the delay in production on this particular strip. Were it my choice I'd be drawing all day every day. I really appreciate you fans and your patience.

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Script for this strip:
Bromern: Today on Myth Breakers, we are looking at fighting with two weapons.

Al: Wait a minute Bro.

Bromern: Every Dm has come across the myth that if a character has a high dexterity, they should be able to fight two handed.

Al: But what about....

Geek: I have a 18 dexterity! I can fight two handed without penalty!

AL: Bro? How we gonna test this? Neither of us can fight two handed.

Bro: No problem! I built a robot.

Al: You build a ... What!

AL: Who do you think you are? Grant Imahara?

Bro: I read one of his papers, robots aren't that hard to make.

Al: My kitchen appliances! How could you?

Bro: Using this robot, we will be able to test if two handed fighting is possible without proper training.

Al: My Cuisinart! What did you do to my Cuisinart?

Bro: Relax Al, I should be able to put it back together.


Bro: Let's begin the test.

Robot: Humans! You will be assimilated!

Al: Bro?

Bro: Run!

Robot: Resistance is futile.

AL: Bromern! I'm gonna kill you!

Bro: Yeah, yeah. Get in line.

Originally posted on October 31st, 2011

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