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"RPG Myth Breakers #2 - Chain Mail Bikini"

Sorry, no alt text joke today.  Just ogle the chick in the chain mail bikini like everybody else.
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Script: Roger Briant (Alacrity)
Art: Lance Card (Bromern Sal)

Roger's thoughts for this strip:
So today, we proudly bring you Myth Breakers #2, where Alacrity and Bromern test the relative merits of the chain mail bikini on a female warrior.

Ah, such a classic staple of fantasy art... no, not THAT kind of fantasy! Wait, come to think of it...

Nevermind. Enjoy the strip.

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Script for this strip:
Alacrity: "Hi, I'm Alacrity."

Bromern: "And I'm Bromern!"

Alacrity: "We are looking at the Chain Mail bikini. Is it better than plate on a female warrior?"
Bromern: "Does this flatter me?"
Alacrity: "You'd need a lot more chain mail there, Bro."

Bromern: "To test this, we brought in a Bugbear Warrior."
Bugbear: "Og Destroy!"

Alacrity: "And this is Darla, a 1st level fighter."
Darla: "And a lingerie model!"
Alacrity: "And that's more than we needed to know."

Bromern: "Okay, let's begin!"

Bugbear: OOGGAAHH!!!

Darla: "Can I borrow your sword, Mr. Warrior?"
Bugbear: "Umm... Uh... why sure little lady."

Darla: SMACK!

Alacrity: "There you have it! Chain mail bikini, better than plate because DC beats AC."
Bromern: "DC? Difficulty class?"
Alacrity: "No, D-Cup."

Originally posted on June 1st, 2010

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