Script for this strip:
Trust the DM
With Chaotic Everywhere
Script: Roger Briant (Alacrity)
Art: Lance Card (Bromern Sal)
Roger's thoughts for this strip:
So today, we proudly bring you Myth Breakers #2, where Alacrity and Bromern test the relative merits of the chain mail bikini on a female warrior.
Ah, such a classic staple of fantasy art... no, not THAT kind of fantasy! Wait, come to think of it...
Nevermind. Enjoy the strip.
Keywords/tags for this comic: chain, mail, bikini, myth, breakers, armor, AC, DC, fighter, D cup, bugbear
Alacrity: "Hi, I'm Alacrity."
Bromern: "And I'm Bromern!"
Alacrity: "We are looking at the Chain Mail bikini. Is it better than plate on a female warrior?"
Bromern: "Does this flatter me?"
Alacrity: "You'd need a lot more chain mail there, Bro."
Bromern: "To test this, we brought in a Bugbear Warrior."
Bugbear: "Og Destroy!"
Alacrity: "And this is Darla, a 1st level fighter."
Darla: "And a lingerie model!"
Alacrity: "And that's more than we needed to know."
Bromern: "Okay, let's begin!"
Darla: "Can I borrow your sword, Mr. Warrior?"
Bugbear: "Umm... Uh... why sure little lady."
Alacrity: "There you have it! Chain mail bikini, better than plate because DC beats AC."
Bromern: "DC? Difficulty class?"
Alacrity: "No, D-Cup."Originally posted on June 1st, 2010