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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: would you believe?


Early in the 1900's, Americans tried calling the Wind Breathless. Wind got so angry at the name that the number of dust-devils, twisters, waterspouts, tornadoes, hurricanes, and monsoons increased dramatically. Some of the rusults are the Kansas Dust Bowl, Typhoon Mary, and Himmicane Brian ...

Sha-grinned, America renamed her Mariah and even went so far as to write a song by that name in order to appease Wind. Wind kinda liked the name Mariah and settled into a more normal pattern of destruction. Wind is extremely happy to have been named Mariah before Mariah Carey was.


Are Mariah Carey and Drew Carey secretly twins, secetly married, or clones gone bad?

Posted on 2008-04-26 at 01:52:45.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: ah!


evvybuddy wan' dead, but nobuddy wan' die. An' sens iyam part o' evvyt'ing, I don' wan' die or be made dead. So I, at leas', care -- ya no?

If troubles can be made to "melt like lemondrops", why doesn't everyone just carry hoses or spray bottles?

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 16:45:50.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: eep!


it spits out a little, black, round-faced guy(?) wearing Red-Dots, a skirt and a brush on his (it's?) head ...

I feed it my left arm -- but only up to the elbow.

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:55:44.

Topic: Your Inner D&D Character
Subject: Rogues, rogues everywhere ...


I agree ...

Chaotic Good Dwarf Rogue? Ha!, I say, laughing maniacally ...

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:51:37.

Topic: What is in the Bag of EternalStench
Subject: and that ...


is sealed into the fabric of the bag with the skimmed foam of boiled fummunda cheese, lovingly scraped from beneath ogre toenails and finely minced.

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:46:31.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: and ...



^ puffed and huffed and hew the pee little thrigs douse blown ...

< Is certain that Elvis is satisfied with the publicity he's currently getting. Why blow it by coming back?

V blew right by the line where they were handing out patience ...


Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:41:56.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Huh?


a-morrow. Yestiddy and tudday sucked ...

Live and let die or die and let live?

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:36:35.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: I would think, I mean, myself, that the answer would possibly be ...


abslolutment!

Who dunnit -- really?

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:31:56.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Okayyyyy ...


- second left turn --

Posted on 2008-03-23 at 03:06:40.

Topic: Gary Gygax has passed away
Subject: Firstest postum


I have been skulking here for about a month and a half, and this tidbit of news I had to make a comment on. But I had to break down and join to do so. Which is not a bad thing, brom what I've seen so far ...

Annihoo ... When I read this thread leader, I was surprised. In retrospect, though, I guess I shouldn't have been. Such is the way of things. The Old Guard passes on after passing the torch to a select few, and leaves the rest to muddle their way through imperfect translations of his writings, intents, and creation(s) ...

DEARM(Danish-English-American Rumor Mill) has it that Gygax only played the last published version of (A)D&D that carries his name on it, so a trivia question:

What version of "the game" is it that was the last to have Gygax's name associated with it?

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 06:57:26.

 
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