Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: in da kneez
granted, but unfortunately they just pay you in wrapping paper...
i wish to see a gnome punch a tauren
Posted on 2010-12-10 at 08:48:44.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: froth n slosh to go!
knit
Posted on 2010-12-03 at 20:32:34.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: darn phlegm genies...
KAZZAH HARRIM BACHHAM Ahem ack HLORK, ok now that thats coughed up, magical djinn flazyan grants you your wish, however due to it winter, cold is acting up, i may have made it snow a lot more then it should... Especially around your house... You may not be able to leave for a good week...
i wish for this kitty to change colors:
Posted on 2010-12-03 at 20:31:14.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: it talks!
the machine accepts them all, after a moment, it spits out the coins... and for the first time ever i think...
"Pog mine"
i feed it a bag of marbles.
Posted on 2010-12-03 at 20:27:09.
Edited on 2010-12-04 at 23:53:56 by lifespring
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Topic: This looks terrible Subject: most times saying smurf in a sentencewithout spam i think
son of a smurf, how could they make a smurfin movie about the smurfs, those smurfin smurfers were already on the top of my smurf list. Seriously, those blue smurfers to me were cheesey, i'll stick to my smurfin power rangers. Make a GOOD movie about them hollywood... ya smurfs...
Posted on 2010-12-03 at 20:22:44.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: armoire of changing! (coming in february)
Lifespring barges in, directly after visiting the house of a thousand pleasures in a bathrobe and a smile! What'd I miss? Oh heal check, right, i think it worked!
I roll a move silently to creep into the armoire of changing.
Posted on 2010-12-03 at 17:57:16.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: hard rock cafe origins mayhaps?
sisyphus definately, gotta be ripped AND you at least get a break occasionally when the boulder rolls back down.
would you rather wake up in an igloo not knowing how you got there
or in a crowded street not knowing how you go there.
Posted on 2010-12-03 at 17:52:35.
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Topic: Stupidest game-related utterances Subject: sparta?
our party was playing an oriental adventures game.
DM: Ok, ahead of you, you see the dark ladies army, of about 700.
Shugenja: I think we can take em...
Warrior: Ya, let's do it.
Wu jen: its only 700
Ninja: Ya we got this...
Samurai(me): You people are retarded, we JUST started adventuring we don't have enough combat experience for this! (we are lvl 4) My character walks off.
They killed like 8 before being overwhelmed.
Posted on 2010-12-02 at 02:58:34.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: mm air freshener
um skeleton doesnt quite work as a morphing for line... not sure though...
Pine!
Posted on 2010-12-02 at 02:12:54.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: honk honk
you get to the inn a lot more often, but unfortunately there isnt any parking spots on all those times, you spend hours waiting for our our car parker Pyroboom, who is busy daydreaming instead of helping customers. We wonder why he's smited so much!
i wish for my cars horn to sound as if its screaming at bad drivers when i use it.
Posted on 2010-12-02 at 02:08:47.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: i think pixie dust is involved
because it has heartracing pulse pounding love filled storylines that speak to your soul
Where have I been for the last 2 weeks that i havent posted?
Posted on 2010-12-01 at 03:00:58.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: in a bind? Its time to un-
wind!
Posted on 2010-11-23 at 07:21:34.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: gollum+gimli ftw
LotR 2 towers easily!
play truth or dare with frat boys
or
water balloon tag with... Tampered balloons (not water that hasnt been drank yet)
Posted on 2010-11-23 at 07:13:30.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: who doesnt love lollies
it almost shorts out, as it adjusts to the water it gurgles and barely is able to spit out the cast of "Whose Line is it Anyway" hoping that you'll not mistreat it again!
I feed it a towel and a lollipop
Posted on 2010-11-23 at 06:59:05.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: evil is
Vile
New word!
Bond
Posted on 2010-11-21 at 18:24:46.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: daww
Like ^^
Posted on 2010-11-21 at 00:12:01.
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Topic: New Homebrew Class--Martial Artist Subject: purr purr purrr
you delightful duo have made me one happy succubus!
Posted on 2010-11-20 at 22:16:45.
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Topic: New Homebrew Class--Martial Artist Subject: good stuff.
it actually makes the nunchaku worth something, used to be a darn near worthless item. Maybe include something new for the Kama, and i remember something long ago for monks with swords. "Twin Hooks" I think. (at least from deadliest warrior", perhaps add this too?
Posted on 2010-11-18 at 21:02:36.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: ba zing
success! everyone is fascinated, you pull out your tuba toothpaste, and masterfully work it onto the brush, Its like wattching a picasso being painted!
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I roll a games check (sumai-featherweight) to see if I can win against Eve Torres!
Posted on 2010-11-15 at 20:59:28.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: i seek enlightenment
granted you get the winner! the end of the match is a double count out, we hit the showers, however grugg is the referee, i think he won....
i wish to gain entry to the temple of froth n slosh!
Posted on 2010-11-15 at 09:07:00.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: limer-djinn
granted!
ahem
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE PYROBOOM!
innn limerick!
there once was a fellow named pyroboom
he tends to always feast upon the shroom
he was a flaming man of quizzical taste
we think he had too much o the paste
then we all smite him KA-BOOM!
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I wish to be able to wrestle Eve Torres!
Posted on 2010-11-12 at 06:42:38.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: ahem!
not being a part of conspiracy!
Whose that over there?
Posted on 2010-11-12 at 06:35:27.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: true dat
because he is so refined with an etiquette score through the roof that everyone around him is filled with jealousy.
why is the roof, the roof, the roof on fire?
Posted on 2010-11-11 at 04:17:37.
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Topic: most silly superpowers Subject: pinch me
i can go into a dreamlike state per day and visit unknown worlds with unworldly bounds and possibilities.
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 22:18:49.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: nom nom
brunch
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 22:15:06.
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