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Topic: Music
Subject: sorry about that eol


im tired hungry and i missed my bus, in short a very bad morning

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 14:45:09.

Topic: Self-Defense For Nerds: How Do You Do It?
Subject: nothing mindess about it


not like i just pound on them, you gotta dodge, roll, jump, spin, and use the environment to your advantage, like chairs to heads and smashing heads against the walls and floor, i mean when your oppenent looks like the incredible hulk smashed into a 10 year old, you dont just wail on em, you use their weight against them, and when you fight to defend yourself, you dont wamt to just win, theyll just keep comeing back,no you want to make sure they get the message, so they dont come back, so they and others dont get any ideas, now dont get the wrong idea, i dont kill people, that would be counter productive, i mean people havent tried to fight me since seventh grade, and while everyone in my current HS is nice, certain unsavory characters stay out of my way.

i dont fight mindlessly, just brutally.

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 14:28:51.
Edited on 2012-02-17 at 14:31:04 by Riaucard

Topic: Music
Subject: i...


listen to everything but modern pop and rap.
i personally like Daft Punk, The Glitch Mob, Animanaguchi, Skrillex, Rammstein, and Korn.

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 14:04:19.
Edited on 2012-02-17 at 15:13:16 by Riaucard

Topic: Self-Defense For Nerds: How Do You Do It?
Subject: i remember


that all the way through the 5 different elementary schools, 3 middle schools, and 2 districts i layed out all the people who sought to harm me useing only my hands. when i look back on it i find that breaking all those noses and dislocateing shoulders was easier than it would be now, as due to medication its harder to go into that rage i always used to go into and my enemies are stronger. i dont take the medication anymore but the effects are still there, hopefully theyll go away by the time i finish HS. i also remember enjoying it, all that fighting, the adrenaline, and the smell of blood. ive softened a bit since then, and i hate it.

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 13:33:40.

Topic: "dragony" a poem by riaucard
Subject: "dragony" a poem by riaucard


im sitting here singing under the moon because my brains out of wack
even though i should be takeing a nap
but i cant do that
because my life would be poo
theyd come and turn me back into a human like you
but i like being dragony and you would too
i dont want them to change me back, and neather should you
theyd take my memories and turn them to goo
theyd turn me into a human like you
i dont want that and neather should you
because i like being dragony and so would you
but they dont want that, but maybe they would if they were dragony too
they only want to make my life poo
and if you were you theyd make yours poo too

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 04:16:22.
Edited on 2012-02-17 at 04:24:55 by Riaucard

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: pheo is obviously confused


henry watched his friend go back to the other dimension.
"ah well hell figure it out and come back later" said henry then looking to his right, he jumped startled to see a guy with a crown and a lady with a guitar "oh hello, i didnt see you there."
they stared
"my names henry" said henry extending a shakey hand as he was little nervous now"nice to meet you...."

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 03:06:34.

Topic: Greetings & Salutations!
Subject: titles must be earned, they are not given freely


i am Skyar Reighton, a Dmraangon without a title or consitent sanity, and an internet addiction

my greeting is my own to give and shall give so, even if you know that my greeting always changes, you will have it, my greeting innmate.

have a towel, actually have ten, you have tried to prevent the INITIATION, and may get the face licking of a lifetime.
if that slosh isnt strong enough try The Black Dragon Ale, it could knock the pants off a Kord, or if you dont want to get stupid drunk theres cider, for the kiddies, and frostywine from the coldest of the dwarven mountain, its the color of winter itself, and theres also a selection of food and pastries as well if you get hungry.

we love our inn and we want others, such as yourself, to have the best quality DND fun (among other kinds of games), and while you dont have to do this please vote for our inn so as to spread the joy that is the RDINN.

im not much of a DM but i could play almost any kind of character, and i would love to join some of your games.

Posted on 2012-02-17 at 02:47:30.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: Memoria, land of dreams


they were falling, herny and raiuo, but not fast like you would in the air, they were falling slowly and the air felt like water. then the darkness rippled and they were in a wasteland of sand. then they split becomeing two people.
"i am in my dimension again?" said raiuo his voice smooth like butter "and am i talking?!"
"no" said a voice "you are dreaming"
"who?!" said raiuo looking at where the voice is comeing from, only too see a bubblegum machine with a fake beard and a cane attached to it
henry looked as well, but he was too confused to say much.
"i am Kalkaron, lord of dreams" said the bubble gum machine "master of the mind, king of *cough*" *cough* *hack* *cough* *hueagh*
"hey are you ok?" asked henry
*coff* *hack* *koff*
"cough drop?" asked henry
*wheeze* "no no, im alright" said Kalkaron "just *cough* a cold"
"anyway" said Kalkaron "im bored and cant get out much with this cold, so im gonna have you two fight for my amusement."
"im not going to do anything for anyones amusement" said raiuo
"thats why im going to give this" said kalkaron as an orb apeared out of nowhere "to the winner"
"what is it?" asked henry
"its a dream orb" said the lord of dreams "it gives you some power in my realm and in the real world it is a tool of Creation"
"im listening" said raiuo, interested
"you two fight for me and ill give the winner the orb, nobody actually dies, and youll both go free" said kalkaron
"and if i refuse?"said Rai
"then i trap both of you here forever"
"....fine" said raiuo and henry
and so they fought,
it was a brutal battle
and near the end...

Raiuo jumps into the air,sliceing down and cutting off one of henrys arms
"augh" cried henry in pain
"looks like you lose" said raiuo
"not quite" said henry blasting raiuo in the face with an acid melting his other arm, and raiuos face
"garrgle" raiuo managed as his head turned into goo
"and it looks like we have a winner"exclaimed the lord of dreams as he turned everyone back to normal, and then handing henry the orb "here you go sonny, take good care of it"
"how do i work it" asked henry
"that is for you to figure out"
then kalkaron turned to raiuo "you fought well yourself" said Kalkaron" so as a consolation prise ill let you keep your voice"
then there was a flash and raiuo had normal dreams as he continued to sleep, while henry appeared on the ground (in the fantasy whatever dimension) next to some guy (allen), the orb still in hand.

Posted on 2012-02-16 at 22:42:32.

Topic: Hello!
Subject: hope its not too late.....


....to give you this towel

and welcome a new innmate! hope you have as much fun here as we do.
dont forget to check out pit f(r)iends guide for newbies and try the froth n slosh
not the strongest dring on the menu, mind, but its always in stock.

rooms are up the stairs, and

Dont Feed The Grugg (or so im told)


Posted on 2012-02-16 at 21:34:19.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: and...


it spits out a Tie-dye Fighter

i feed it a claymore, metal, and Solid Snake
(because who doesnt have tons of scrap metal and explosives just laying around)

Posted on 2012-02-16 at 03:04:30.
Edited on 2012-02-16 at 03:11:46 by Riaucard

Topic: Adventure Time Q&A
Subject: ok few things pyroboom


there was supposed to be a «break period» where there isnt any action but silly things and life lessons, it would probably have been a good time to build up the relation ship between Azure and Ny-nan, something that would have happened in AT.

however, your interdimensional time crisis may have given us a «Reoccurring Villan» as i plan for Henry and Raiuo to split apart some way or another and Raiuo (who isnt anything like i imagined him to be) will hate our heroes and will pretty much end up being something like a BA Ice King, Epic but ultimatly going to lose in his quest for ...... hmmm,
something simple that isnt killing us or world domination, oh i got it WORLD DOMINATION, kind of. his universe sucks, and he wants to bring his people over to our universe, but to do that he needs to get the approval of everyone in BOTH universe, or atleast kill the ones who dont (mainly us).
*ahem* "Hurry Takley! Save Our Game You, Awesome Pheonix Person!" (S.O.G.Y A.P.P) lol soggy app

Posted on 2012-02-16 at 01:43:14.
Edited on 2012-02-16 at 01:45:37 by Riaucard

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: dont even try to act like you know me or what i speak of


(more to me than you think and less than i sometimes pretend to be)

raiuo henry starts snoreing
*snrrr* *snrk* *Zzz* (close enough)

(somebody else post! we need more story progression!)

Posted on 2012-02-15 at 03:39:52.
Edited on 2012-02-15 at 03:41:53 by Riaucard

Topic: Once in a Lifetime
Subject: i have a cat, her name is smokey aka smokitty


the druid introduced herself as one of their companions.
'as i excpected, as no druid leaves the forest without reason' thought Qempar 'was kinda hoping she wasnt though, ill have to keep a good eye on clucky when i go to pick her up from my camp later, dont want her to be wolf chow.'

Qempar moves along the wall keeping an eye out for ambush,sword still in hand from the brawl upstairs.

(if possible Qempar will knock out the first theif he encounters, or atleast try to keep him alive long enough for questioning,if there are no enemies he will inspect the crate)

Posted on 2012-02-15 at 03:33:28.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: response


(depends raiuo is the opposite of henry so of course theyd fight, as for the female henry, Heather, shes somewhere else in the world. but Ny-nan and Me-mow are the same in personality so the only thing that would be noticed is the physical pain that is associated with mind/soul melding.)
raiuo/henry falls unconsious from stress and exaustion
*thud*

Posted on 2012-02-14 at 03:08:57.

Topic: Hello Intro Myself
Subject: i think eols away


but we already bought all of these towels so well just give em to ya anyway
*tosses towel at jack daniel (the person, not the alchaholic beverage)*

on a side note: it snowed!
im out of school today
which is good cuz i have a cold

meaning all ive had today is cold pills and corn flakes not even frosted corn flakes but just boring plain ol corn flakes

Posted on 2012-02-13 at 18:10:30.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: ok so heres whats going on with the Rai henry situation


(henry who had traveled dimensions before losing his memory, knew of a way to stay as himself when going into a dimension other than his own. Raiuo is another version of henry that also travels between dimensions, however unlike Henry, raiuo didnt lose his memories. so when they ended up at the same dimension at the same place and time they became a single person, and since raiuo didnt lose his memories, he became the dominent one of the two and henry was surpressed to the back of raiuos mind. upon seeing pheo henry `woke up` and then you know the rest)
'were not one person' raiuo and henry thought to the cat in unison
'hey, dont copy me' thought henry to raiuo
'like id ever copy you!' Raiuo thought to henry
then the cat holds its head in pain
'whats wrong with you' thought raiuo to the cat in an uncareing tone
'you shouldnt be rude to a lady like that' thought henry to rai
'ill be as rude as i want to be' thought rai to hen
'oh yeah!' thought hen
'yeah' thought rai
then a mental sissy fight ensues

Posted on 2012-02-13 at 17:38:05.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: and so theyre coming to take me away ha-haaa


if you take the green matter and combine it with the red matter you should brown matter combine it again with the red matter and you should get grey energy combine the grey energy with a brown mote and you should get a perfectly round stone combine this with an orange, red and grey motes and you should be left with an iron orb combine this with a white mote and you should end up with a silver orb. to create a mote combine two energies of the same kind. do not combine green with purple, red with blue, or yellow with brown. steam is made by combineing a mist mote with red energy, mist motes are made with blue and white energies. matters can be extracted from various materials such as trees and dirt among other things.

Posted on 2012-02-13 at 05:39:50.

Topic: Once in a Lifetime [Questions and Answers]
Subject: its a trap! a trap?! a trap!


well im only good at making suggestions and filling in the holes of others logics and strategies, im no good at leading on my own!

Posted on 2012-02-13 at 04:51:25.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: yeah two souls conflicting over controll of a body!


(i suppose pheonixes would be completely immune, as they are creatures of the multiverse)
meteors rained down
*floom* *krr*
causing their battle ground to collapse (which turned out to be the reminants of a general store)
*crrsh*
no one was injured however.
"enough!" boomed a voice "you have no reason to fight, no reason to attack each other!"
Raiuo looked up to see a rather frightening looking pheonix
"...!" Raiuo was surprised
'ive seen scarier' he thought 'but why does it seem so famili...urgh my hea...' images came rushing into raiuos head, they were of another place entirely
"...!" Henry tried to call out to his friend pheo 'why cant i speak'
'hey!' thought Raiuo 'who are you!? get out of my head!'
'your head?' thought Henry 'this is my head!'
'no it isnt!' thought Raiuo
'yes it is' thought Henry
the argument continued mush like this
Raiuo/Henry kept turning around making gestures like he is arguing with someone, but only me-mow could hear the conversation.

Posted on 2012-02-13 at 04:48:01.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: sorry ur already on rais hate list :P


(for the expression on raiuos face please go to google images and type in the search bar [no meme face], you may lol)
"..." said raiuo
'do you take me for some kind of idiot' he thought angerly (<--- probably not a real word) at the cat keeping the gunsword aimed at the vampy(<-- definatly not a real word) asassin cat.
then something falls from the sky (<-- designed to make sure someone else gets a post in besides me and pyro)
*thud*

Posted on 2012-02-13 at 04:06:37.

Topic: Round on the house
Subject: it is unfortunate that pyro destroyed...


... the cake, but im sure whatever you had was good too.

what happened to the real cake? why its in my fridge! ate a fourth of it for dessert yesterday cuz it was too delicious looking (and expensive) to throw away...

Posted on 2012-02-12 at 23:27:36.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: gunswords and weather logic


its still raining (you cant catch all of the rain, cuz thats impossible, even in adventure time and if your sword is a blaster it cannot also be an umberellla)

'my sword is a gun as well' thought raiuo pointing the tip of his blade at the cat.
*thrr-boom* thunder sounded as lightning streaks across the sky.


Posted on 2012-02-12 at 22:43:05.

Topic: Once in a Lifetime [Questions and Answers]
Subject: heh


then that makes both of my post put together an almost foolproof strategy

Posted on 2012-02-12 at 22:29:13.

Topic: Once in a Lifetime [Questions and Answers]
Subject: feeling to lazy to just edit my last post


ok so theres no hole in the wall so new strategy.
sneaking is still best option, but if we just go down the center we may walk into a ambush. so we go around the edge of the room and take out any of the theives we can. we should try to keep atleast one alive for questioning.

Posted on 2012-02-12 at 21:57:52.

Topic: Adventure Time!
Subject: lets let the others post a few


the cat tripped over itself, this was the perfect chance to attack. dashing foward Raiuo raised his sword, halfway there however lightning struck in front of Raiuo causing him to stop so as to not be hit by the lightning.
*krakow*
then it started to rain heavily, instantly soaking him and the cat.
*ssshhhhhhh*

(i think using sound effects brings life to my posts)

Posted on 2012-02-12 at 21:47:11.

 


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