Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: what is going on in my head you ask? a story.....
swamp of kadesh,Audalis
Midnight
*a man in a trench coat and fedora is seen holding a vial of purple smoke*
"heheheh, with this vial I shall turn this tribe of slaa'kar into a slaughterhouse, getting me my character with a realistic story to boot and they'll blame it all on tyrannis!" *evil laughter*
*vwishirrh* *paff* *tinkling sound* "not today you're not, im not just going to let you destroy one of my favorite tribes mortal"
"ahh, vilathera, how nice to see you" *reaches into coat* "however im no meer mortal" *chuckles* "i may not have the power or the permission to get rid of you permanently"
"what do you speak of mor-"
*a glint of metal* *swish* *pak pak pak* *thud*
"but then whats the fun in that?"
"what sort of power is this! why cant i move!?"
*the man throws the vial into the tribe*
"NO!"
"Kyahahahahaha!"
*with a flash and a puff of smoke the man is gone*
(and to think, something like this happens to all of our PC's, just for our entertainment) 
Posted on 2012-01-03 at 06:47:14.
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Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: do cath mo caras
"to battle my friends"
Posted on 2012-01-03 at 05:13:35.
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Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: have you ever eaten a cloud before
because i have and it was delicious
Posted on 2012-01-03 at 02:03:55.
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Topic: Radiance and vengence
Subject: ahem
"i dont know what that is" said kahn
"what what is" veron asked "religion?"
(OOC: veron never said anything about infinity loops or time machines it was just me speculating in the subject bar. also a infinity loop is a figure 8 creating an endless loop that always goes back to one point. you could run forever and never get anywhere, as to getting out of one well... ill keep that a secret for now)
Posted on 2012-01-03 at 01:29:39.
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Topic: Vote for the Inn
Subject: votetastic
because even i take the time to vote
Posted on 2012-01-02 at 17:24:26.
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Topic: Castles & Crusades Audalis Adventure
Subject: why have high charisma
when your character's race and class clearly state that they are antisocial loners
Posted on 2012-01-02 at 17:08:59.
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Topic: Happy New Year 2012!
Subject: 2012
happy year of the new
may your year be of happy and cheese wheels 
Posted on 2012-01-02 at 03:16:40.
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Topic: Radiance and vengence
Subject: my goodness its an infinity loop attached to a time machine
kahn was towering over him "who might you be?" he asked.
"my name is veron" veron replied "you know anything about the local religions, the might be helpful for figuring out how to get out of here"
Posted on 2012-01-02 at 02:55:58.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: oh wait i know what to do now
sillyness
some
iguanas
like
licking
your
nose and
eating
stinky
socks
(lolololollolollolololololollollllol ive never seen an iguana before)
Posted on 2012-01-01 at 04:41:52.
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Topic: Radiance and vengence
Subject: say what? saaay whaaat whaat whaat
veron was poking the altar with a stick when......
*vrrrrhhhhmmmmm* *pop*
veron looks over the altar to find..... a thing...... talking to takley
"hehe... my names kahn ... and thank you. what going on with that alter over there and who are you?
takley punches the alter
*vhwirlrlr*
"hehe... havent we met before... my names kahn ... and thank you. your name is... takley... heh it was kinda hard to remember your name" said kahn "my head hurts"
"interesting...." said veron
OOC: happy new year! also DARN Kindles And Their Unability To Copy And Paste
Posted on 2012-01-01 at 04:24:01.
Edited on 2012-01-01 at 04:29:20 by Riaucard
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Topic: Castles & Crusades Audalis Adventure
Subject: spontanius insanity (now in strawberry and aluminum flavors)
well in the outskirts of coria city on his way to restock in the market found a chicken and qempar was like 'hey free eggs and feathers for some arrows what a great way to save money' and so he got a chicken not very interesting i know but hey it works 
i got the idea from a weird yet funny conversation i had with a relative that pretty muc went like "hey, y'know about emilia eirheart and how she was supposedly lost in the bermuda triangle, what do you think happened to her" "i dont know maybe she was turned into a chicken and teleported somewhere". the original idea was that clucky was 'deranged' because she wasnt always a chicken and wasnt always in audalis eather and the shock of it made her crazy or something, however i changed it a bit so she was less of a hinderance. although i doubt shell survive i want to see how long she will last and hope to get a few jokes out of it while im at it. who knows maybe something will happen if there is some kind of curse removing stone along the way (the curse is undetectable and uncurable by normal means)
why yes i AM insane ,thank you for noticing mr.grapefruit. what? nothanks peppermint sets my hair on fire.
Posted on 2011-12-31 at 04:13:53.
Edited on 2011-12-31 at 04:32:22 by Riaucard
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Topic: Castles & Crusades Audalis Adventure
Subject: retry
name: Qempar
race: slaa'kar
class. ranger
alignment. neutral good
level. 1
hp. whatever max hp is
diety. Vilathera
origin. tribe near edge of kadesh
height. 6ft 2in
weight. 285 lbs
sex. male
age 32
scale color. dark grey
eye color. green
left handed
further desc. scar on forehead
class abi.combat marauder, conceal, deley/neutralize poison, move silently, favored enemy, traps, survival, track
race abilites. +2 str bonus, +1 ac bonus(natural hide), heat resistance
stats.(no bonuses added or penalties deducted)
str. 18
dex. 19
con. 12
int. 10
wis. 18
cha. 3
atributes. strength and wisdom
armor. belt, black cloak
helm. bandana
sheild. none
weapons. shortsword, longbow
armor class. 13?
equipment. belt, black cloak, shortsword, bandana, bag, longbow, 20 wooden arrows, flint and steel, bedroll, wood carving knife, wood cutting axe
animal companion
name. clucky
type. domesticated animal
armor class. 3 (natural 1 + 2 from hard leather cap)
desc. clucky is a chicken Qempar found. as with all hens the only thing clucky does is lay eggs, eat, and crap everywhere. unlike most chickens clucky is prone to serious panic attacks that cause her to go into a seizure. clucky also wears a strange leather cap (its an aviator's cap, but they dont have planes in audalis, do they) that she lets nobody touch (ever) and its not recommended to try and take it. (think of something similar to what happens when you hit a chicken too many time in legend of zelda, but with only one chicken.)
Qempars will. should i meet an untimely death i wish all of my worldly possesions to be given to clucky the chicken who is my friend and companion.
Posted on 2011-12-31 at 03:24:23.
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Topic: Good morning Red Dragon Inn! Or is it Evening? I am never really sure!
Subject: G'mornin'
its around 7:00am here, im stuck in a cheap hotel, and af'r my coffe is done brewin' imma goin' to a funeral. my life is so interesting. 'specially when my brain goes all wonkey and everything turns into a bad anime.
Posted on 2011-12-30 at 13:17:25.
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Topic: Hello!
Subject: hey and hello
truthfully ive never played a dnd game on table top in my LIFE, but thats ok all you really need here is imagination (and the internet can be a big help as well) so enjoy your stay at the inn, and if you get lost follow the signs and the tavern/bar/recreation room is always down the left hallway. oh and you'll be staying in one of the guest rooms while we finish building your room in the residential section of the inn. HAVE FUN!
Posted on 2011-12-29 at 05:22:17.
Edited on 2011-12-29 at 06:12:24 by Riaucard
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Topic: Castles & Crusades Audalis Adventure
Subject: sounds like fun
ill start a search for an adventurer that fits the description and send him over to the castle.
(meaning ill start making a character sheet)
Posted on 2011-12-28 at 03:43:42.
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Topic: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Subject: heres a hint
if you are going to be a melee character avoid all bears and giants.
sorry your laptop cannot run the awesomeness that is SKYRIM: LAND OF ADVENTURE AND BEARS THAT ARE STRONGER THAN DRAGONS.
so i have conviniently placed something in this post to make you want to play it more. 
S Y I K R M
a fun word scramble.
Posted on 2011-12-28 at 03:28:31.
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Topic: Radiance and vengence
Subject: hey thanks its great to be back
veron decided to go back a bit and maybe find some pawprints or something.
the trees are more agressive than i remember, thought veron as he was whacked in the face by a branch. veron's foot got caught in some low lying vines making him trip and fall into a bush and before he could get up he felt something fall into his hand, it was a walnut one of takley's favorites. standing up veron saw fang and takley waiting in the center of the ring of alters. the alters were glowing, yet all but the one to his left seemed to suck up all of the surrounding light as well, the air was filled with tension and unease.
"what's wrong with the alters, said veron," and where is jericho and frozen"
(OOC:i hope slender and cow come back)
Posted on 2011-12-27 at 16:34:32.
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Topic: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Subject: but it doesnt mean it isnt fun eol
*save game on tower*
*jumps off tower at dragon*
*fire ball spam*
*dragon dies*
*hit ground HARD, and surprisingly live*
*on your way to loot dragon*
*when suddenly, bears*
*bears maul your face and you die*
and this was just one of the most ironic things that happened to me on skyrim. oh and bears are OP
Posted on 2011-12-27 at 15:58:38.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: heh and you all probably thought i forgot
which gets you some sad music on my violin *some sad music on my violin*
Posted on 2011-12-27 at 03:55:24.
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Topic: Radiance and vengence
Subject: lost with his head in the clouds.
veron walked on, deep in thought.
im sure i knew that corpse at some time or another,he thought, but who was it.
veron's vision faded a bit as a feeling that he could only discribe as something similar to gravity reorientating itself came over him making veron dizzy. after regaining his balance veron looked around.
where did everyone go?
Posted on 2011-12-26 at 17:28:47.
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Topic: hey im back... maybe >_>
Subject: hey im back... maybe >_>
been so busy i didnt even have time to say i was going to be away for a bit. i should be posting again  unless something else i dont know about comes up X3 .
Posted on 2011-12-26 at 16:55:23.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: what!
NOOOOOOOO!
where would you like to respawn
home
>the inn
the desert of puppies and rainbows(limited one time offer!)
Posted on 2011-10-13 at 22:35:23.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: hahaha
you are foolish its the meddeling blind people you have to watch out for
(+)_(@) moar funny faces
how did you know i have bad vision anyway
Posted on 2011-10-13 at 22:26:45.
Edited on 2011-10-13 at 22:30:49 by Riaucard
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: who need confidence
when you have strategy
(. )_( `) and funny looking face things
Posted on 2011-10-13 at 22:21:16.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: triangles squares and squiggly lines
didnt i mention i saved this page on my kindle and that i check everyday, no? i guess you know now and with this post i am in the lead.
^_' 
Posted on 2011-10-13 at 22:15:05.
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