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Topic: Epitaphs
Subject: Here are a few I saw in a graveyards when I was a kid


I know they aren't really character but still funny.

Here he lies he lied he cheated he stole but he was still a good friend I guess it might have saved his life if he hadn't been.

You think I'm dead but I just went fishing.

My wife and kids did this to me.

At least I got away from my wife.

I know you know who did this to me.

Boo got you one last time.

I'm behind you don't run to fast you know I'm not as young as I used to be.

I lived how I died it was a fun ride.

There really was a fly in my soup.

I didn't get the fish he got me.

Where did that horse come from.

there are more but that is enough for now.

Posted on 2008-10-27 at 15:48:15.
Edited on 2008-10-27 at 15:50:14 by Drakar

Topic: Epitaphs
Subject: One I had Erected to my first char.


I ended up in one game finding the body of my first D&D char so I felt I had to have this char finding him being a priest of the same god knowing him by tales alone erect this one to him.

Bad Ax He Wasn't The Sharpest Axe In The Land
He Fought Hard With His Axe In Hand Till The Day
Fell Down The Hole While Fighting The Stone Dwarf
He Would Really Have Rather Been Drinking On The Warf.




Posted on 2008-10-27 at 14:48:26.

Topic: Epitaphs
Subject: came across in game once


One of dms put it up in a deserted town. It read:

Here Lies The Entire Town Of Idiots
They Wouldn't Answer My Questions So
I Killed A Few And They Still Wouldn't
Answer So I Got Mad And Killed Them All
Then I Greaved For I Still Didn't Get Answer
So I Errected This Stone To Tell All To Answer
My Questions When Asked.

Domar The Barbarian

My group added a little more to it just for fun under his name we added.

And I Still Didn't Find The Answer To Lacing My Boots

Posted on 2008-10-27 at 14:40:59.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: done


You see it go off on the person next to you so you get it by proximity.



I wish I hadn't wrote that one could have been better.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 23:50:51.

Topic: Cerebral Paradox - Cyberpunk 2020
Subject: I might


I might I have a bit to read though from what I can see. It is nice to be back and to feel up to roleplaying. I was afraid that you all were pretty mad at me for disappearing I tried not to but people didn't want to tell what happened even I don't feel alright talking about it most of time.

K after reading all that has happened for the most part while I was gone I will need info on my char again I remember him somewhat but not sure where sheet is and a pm containing the jist of those things I should know that aren't in the posts mostly about my capture and where I am if I have said anything how much they have learned from me since I prob rambled on the stuff in the room if I answered at all that is stuff like that. I am as interested as when I first joined this game and cant wait to return since you will have me Brom. Thx for the second chance.

Scratch part of that I found my sheet so only need to know about changes to it.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 21:49:58.
Edited on 2008-10-26 at 22:59:47 by Drakar

Topic: Cerebral Paradox - Cyberpunk 2020
Subject: I posted about it in comings


I posted about in the comings so rather then repeat it I guess I will point there. I only posted this one here because I wanted the personal touch since I really liked your game and it is still going when I got back so it kind of seemed right to also appologize here. Wasn't a planned thing so kind of unexpected.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 20:36:14.
Edited on 2008-10-26 at 20:37:51 by Drakar

Topic: Finally back
Subject: yeah i didnt think


I didn't even think about it just saw and did I don't regret it but the medical bills are kind of high lol.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 19:45:02.

Topic: Cerebral Paradox - Cyberpunk 2020
Subject: im back


I just wanted to let you guys know I am back and I am srry for disappearing like that.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 18:18:11.

Topic: Skari has a comic
Subject: Congratz


Congratz on the the comic Skari it looks great.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 18:15:52.

Topic: Finally back
Subject: Finally back


After being gone for quite a few months I am back. To put it simply my reason for being gone is simple I saw a boy in a busy road and ran out to get him. I got hit but threw him out of road. I got beat up pretty bad and for a while I couldn't type so tried to get others to let you know what happened but they didn't. Then I just didn't feel like playing for a while and decided to take a break since I really felt bad for just disappearing. I am srry is about all I can say to my gms and the players I was playing with.

Posted on 2008-10-26 at 18:13:49.

Topic: What Dreams Become
Subject: Piers again.


Piers wondered at how they could possibly find a girl that age in a city this big with just a face really.
“All I have is her face and this is a big city we will need more then that to find her. I have a feeling that you wouldn’t meantion that I was the only one to have really seen her if you didn’t have a idea of a way so lets hear it.”
He waited for their response hoping that he was right that they had more of a way other wise they wouldn’t really have much of a chance at finding her it was a big city. He knew if there wasn’t a way they would need some outside help.


Posted on 2008-03-15 at 22:46:28.

Topic: Road to Glory - a Scion: Holy Roads game
Subject:


Jacob was sitting on the train thinking why am I going to Zürich he asked himself many times he had been on the train since it had arrived. After he received that ticket last night he couldn’t help but wonder what titanspawn he would be fighting soon. He didn’t like when he got an invitation like this to go to a location it made him feel he was being lead around on a leash but he loved the hunts and the fights ever since he had heard of them from the messenger his father sent to tell him of his lineage. That was such a joke so I am the son of a god of war doesn’t mean much just means I crave battle I already knew that though. He was still a little banged up from his fight earlier this week with the titanspawn in a town outside of Milan. The people of the town had been very thankful and had given him new clothes after the fight and some food but they didn’t have much left after the time the titanspawn had been there and the tributes it had made them make to it like it were their god. They had said he could come back later and they might have more to offer.
He still wondered at the person whose money he spent. It had been shortly after his half-brother had come for a visit that he had gotten the first deposit in his bank account. He had thought it was a bank error till his second fight with a titanspawn and he lost that one but he still put it out of way for now and still got some but not as much. Sometimes he got things like this ticket he wondered at because they never seemed to notice his weapons or they were paid not to who knew.
He was sitting eating the food he had left waiting for the train to leave. He was still short a few weapons like his guns which had been lost in the fight with the titanspawn outside Milan which had called itself Packard. He had looked for a few hours but he hadn’t found them. He might have enough to get them replaced if not he would have to steal some or hope that he got some somewhere.

(OOC Skari will send you background tomorrow little tired tonight.)

Posted on 2008-03-11 at 03:37:00.

Topic: What Dreams Become
Subject:


Since they wouldn’t say more on where stuff was and who had it that left the girl who he didn’t understand why they hadn’t tried to find yet since they had no idea how long the girl had been being worked on.

“So how do we find the girl. Since we have no idea how long the beast has been working on her.”


Posted on 2008-03-11 at 02:37:33.

Topic: In Memoriam [Recruitment]
Subject: dont worry about it


Van you have more priorities with your lvl 0 human. It is nice to know you will be sharing stories and feeding the kid the stuff he will be eating in future when he plays though.

Posted on 2008-03-06 at 22:19:12.

Topic: In Memoriam [Recruitment]
Subject: Im in


Count me in. I had planned on doing with my weekly gaming group but they canceled on me for this weekend.

Posted on 2008-03-06 at 20:49:28.

Topic: RIP the First DM
Subject: This is nice


This is nice but why didn't you post in the other Gary Gygax thread in the common room.

Posted on 2008-03-06 at 02:22:57.

Topic: How It's Done
Subject: step 6


Realize that you are going wrong way.

Posted on 2008-03-06 at 01:34:55.

Topic: How It's Done
Subject: step 4


Wonder why you are walking to the market when you could have taken the car it was only missing a door.

Posted on 2008-03-06 at 00:27:29.

Topic: What Dreams Become
Subject: Short but


Piers had followed Ryozo since they left Baba Yabba’s place. He sat waiting while Ryozo told the story of the beast.

“So what information do we have on the beast.”

“I’m not going to have to get drugged again soon am I”

He said as he remember this last time. He still thought he had made the right choice to gather information rather then challenge the beast at that moment. He was glad he had done it now though since it seems he needed almost every surprise he could get his hands on.


Posted on 2008-03-05 at 21:56:50.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Done


You have a limitless supply of waffles unfortuately it is truely is limitless and just seems to keep growing till they cover over the world and mankind is crushed by your limitless waffles and even you dont survive to eat them.

I wish that your waffle thing hadn't happened.

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 20:18:18.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: It is done


It is done they donate it to starving kids in foreign countries (yes they might watch those commercials also). Problem is that those kids then leave said countries and come over to ours and go to school and raise the grading curve that our kids in school all seem to love so much and now none of our kids are leaving school or home.

I wish I had a less boring job.

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 19:40:14.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 19:41:53 by Drakar

Topic: What Dreams Become - Q/A
Subject: well there is also preference


There are the rules and there are some ways around them also to a point. If a thread is labeled mature here it contains hinted at is not censored words like swear words but only to the point that the creator of the thread and the moderators of the inn allow since they have final say and some of them speak more then one language so they might know your swear word. Also you need to go by the teller of the stories rules if they say no swearing then no swearing no matter the language. It is their game really and we are but players in it and this inn doesn't belong to us so we must follow the rules that are set forth by those that set them. As to the drunk biker thing not all drunk bikers swear either I know about 30 of them that don't in real life and don't see the point in others doing it. If you don't like a rule at the inn bring it up to a moderator or the webmaster and they might have some insight into why that rule is there that you don't know about who knows you might even get the rule changed but as far as I know that one isn't changing anytime soon so you are stuck following it just like you would be even if it was changed and you were still playing this game and skari didn't want any swearing. That is about I had left to say really on this subject.

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 19:06:45.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 19:07:24 by Drakar

Topic: What Dreams Become - Q/A
Subject: simple


There is a simple way to solve this read the terms of use for the inn.

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 17:22:02.

Topic: How It's Done
Subject: Step 1


open the driver's car door

Changed to step 1 from 2 I just thought opened wrong door first time.

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 17:19:37.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 19:29:51 by Drakar

Topic: How It's Done
Subject: step 34


Knock it and the entire contents of the refrigerator on to your head.

Posted on 2008-03-05 at 04:06:51.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 04:18:43 by Drakar

 


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