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Wyrmsting
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Loss of party members by attrition

Who lies here once lived with elation,
Bard for the entire population.
Well, one day he fought,
Suffered injury naught,
But died of extreme flatulation.

He fought well with sword and with mace,
His bowshots were ne'er out of place.
But one day he missed,
"Oh, curses!", he hissed,
As the club he let by pulped his face.

A wizard named A. Northrop Boeing
Was impressive when spells he was showing.
But a Teleport spell
Just didn't go well,
And he met himself coming and going.

Cleric Dave constantly raves
To (fighter) Bob, "My god? He saves!"
An assassin named Nod
Doesn't worship Dave's god,
So he caves in Bob's head, and then Dave's.


Posted on 2008-11-04 at 09:35:11.

Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


An epitaph a bard wrote for himself

This is an excerpt from "The Book Of Unwritten Chronicles" , a book possessed by the spirit of an epic bard.....

“All others have failed and I was the last. My spirit is bound here for my time is past.
Unspeakable evil lies behind each door. Take care you don’t end up like others before.
Five colors, five heads is all I know of your fate. If you must know more, ask the guardian of the gate.
To what I have written you must take heed and I will record your actions, your words and your deeds.
For in you must go. There’s no way to turn back.
Defeat your greatest foe before he attacks.”


Posted on 2009-02-22 at 07:30:40.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


Poor Anna

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.


Posted on 2009-02-23 at 16:38:05.

   
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