instead, you happily unite the entire human race in the final days before the end to think of a way out of this mess. Utilizing theories and schema beyond any single person could think of, a past manipulation device is created. Then, in the final moments when everything would die, it is activated, and removes the initial wish from existance. As a result, it never happened, and it is now merely part of an unrealized future.

Wish... for a rainbow-petaled flower the size of a rose without any thorns that is immortal, doesn't require any water, and is simply a dust-collector that dust doesn't actually settle on.

you have your pretty lil flower... and I hope your happy with it.... you dont need water and dust will never settle on you... your very very pretty with rainbow color and all


wish: my mother in law would finish her deviors and find settle on one of 50 bfs.

Huh??

I'd like to buy a vowel

Wish granted!

Unfortunately, the vowel you bought is virtually useless and costs everything you have and more, leaving you so far in debt that you, your children, and your childre's children's children die peniless and destitue beneath a bridge...still in debt.

I wish i could loan you a dollar...(but i bought an e last night...)

Unfortunately you made the mistake of giving the E a bubble bath and feeding it Oreos after midnight causing it to multiply and become EVIL.


I wish The E wasn't evil.

It just appears to be but is actually a poor misunderstood thing that took up the path of evil only because it was shunned by the good. It wants a friend
So, they form their own colony and wander into space, never to be seen again on earth...
Of course, their leaving negatively affects earth, but exactly how won't be seen until many centuries later...

Wish... that my invisible friends would stop catching bugs and flus and giving them to me

granted: now u just catch them... no middle guy



Wish: i could spell better

You can spell better at any given time, be it night or day, and regardless of the number of hours you slept. However, doing so is taxing, so you actually get sleepy faster.

Wish... I could get to finishing the stories I write, since I never seem to get around to working on or finishing them...

the thread is now open to all sorts of misguided retoric and becomes soooo huge and uncontrollable it engulfs the entire Inn leaving only a solemn black hole where no-light or creativity can escape.



I wish I could be a character in my favorite movie

You are ur fav. char. in your fav. movie... forever and ever and you repeat said movie forever and ever.... man you life is now boring




husbands wish: I wish i could telaport

Granted... However you have no control over when, where &what time period to which you telaport. Also Every time you telaport, you age 6 months.


I wish that some of life's problems could be solved a little more easily, not so much of knowing how to work them out but to be able to realize the channels of which to solve said problems faster.

granted: Lifes problems are all fixed and the answers are writen on a paper in black and white.... Yeah all fix: wait can anyone read Fairy?



friends wish: I wish I had a boyfriend

Wish Granted!

However, you don't realize he's a zombie until AFTER he tries removing your scalp to snack on those lovely brains. Your last thought before the zombie gene infects your body is that he's really not as cute as you thought he was.

I wish i had a black comforter to go with my crimson sheets.

you get it but then it traps u and u die without air!!!!



someone else wish im outta wishes for now

i wish Hell was an availible selection from my travel agent, complete with its own board of tourism.