^ wannabe
< air conditioning works!
V must eat cabbage

^ Uses cabbage to subtly suggest vegetarianism
< Vegetarian Zombie: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!
V Wishes for the end of the corny (pun intended) vegetable jokes.

^ vegetarian wannabe
< continuing the corny vegetable puns
V wants a foot massage

^ Has "corns" on their feet. (Ha! I can just crack 'em out)
< Should definately be put down
V Has already got the needle ready, and has for months

^ failed ambition as a school nurse
< typing at the computer
V is probably Grugg

^ confused

> lucid

V linguistically challenged

^ Is a hairy four foot tall dwarven acrobat
< Me speak English Good Always...
V has a large collection of exotic diapers from around the world and ohio.

^ Sleeps hanging upside down.
< Hates orange hats.
V an orange hat.

^ secretly fights crime in the night.
< chock full of vitamin c.
V full of creamy nuggat, yummy.

^ silly, silly boy
> leaving work early today!!
V getting me something real "shiny" for Christmas

^ eats orange hats
< confused
V sees little fuzzy blue people floating around

^ Wears cowboy hats to bed.
< Didn't post early to prevent the psychics from emerging.
V Is aflame as this is typed.

^ failed ambition as a psychic
< perfectly fine, not burnt
V eating big mac

^ Lalalala
< Mimimimi
V Dodododo

^ dentist
< student
V old grumpy lady