I've only recently gotten into RPG so my answers will reflect my late start.



1. lots of mountain dew (nope...a glass of sweet tea)
2. loads of funyuns (Aren't they extinct??)
3. black light (not lately, usually just the light of the tv in the backgorund)
4. something to get high with (not for a long time)
5. we're all still virgins (gotta go with "no" on this one)
6. Computer geek? (not really)
7. Dorky-(of course not!)
8. Pastey (I prefer "porcelain-like skin"))
9. Pimple Popper- (Only my own)
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (yes to SCI-FI and no to Tolkin)
11. Pocket protectors (no)
12. Glasses (yes, but only for reading)
13. Mounds of comic books (none)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good (Never saw it)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (I can't even get through an episode of Dr. Who without falling alseep)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG (No and why on earth would I want to?)
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (nope)
18.doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (I have a collection of LA Williams fantasy art on my walls. Inaddition
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (yes, I have a suit of armor and A Richard The Lionheart Sword and an Excalibur sword. I also have two rapiers that belonged to my father in law.
20. went to a renn. fair and got most dwarf like person there( go to Renn Faires at least once a year)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (started playing 6 months ago and stop to go to the bathroom, eat, sleep, shop, watch tv, play with cats etc.)
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car(uh NO)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them.(spare copies??)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character ( can't say that I have)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (this one either)

1. lots of mountain dew (No... Didn't start gaming until well after I outgrew MD)
2. loads of funyuns (Can't stand them.)
3. black light (no)
4. something to get high with (No)
5. we're all still virgins (Possible for all I know... I don't ask all the people I game with.)
6. Computer geek? (low-level. More an enthusiast than an expert)
7. Dorky-(Yeah)
8. Pastey (Only in the winter... I can tan when there's sun)
9. Pimple Popper- (Alas, I still fit the acne stereotype.)
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (Yes, but Tolkein was only a Valar)
11. Pocket protectors (no)
12. Glasses (Contacts. Again, moved past that stereotype before I became a gamer)
13. Mounds of comic books (No, though I read them occasionally)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good (It was wretched. The Dragons were the only watchable parts.)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (Tentatively yes... I've been up for 48 hours doing less fun things, at least.)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG (No)
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (No)
18.doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (Two dragon posters, a wolf, and one texty poster that's always amused me)
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (No, I store mine a bit more safely and no one touches them. We have used my quarterstaff, though)
20. went to a renn. fair (Once. It was fun.)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (18, actually, as a college freshman)
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car(Don't own a car, never have. So yes, on a technicality)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them.(Keeps spare copies on my hard drive, with the really essential files on my jump drive too)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character (No)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (No)
26. Been persecuted by jock or other stereotypically anti-nerd group. (Once this drunken football player mooned my gaming group in a public lounge. Other than that, nothing.)

1. lots of mountain dew (Nope, can't say I've ever drunk the stuff. I kind of prefer beer anyhow )
2. loads of funyuns (No idea what they are)
3. black light (Nope)
4. something to get high with (Ermm, occasionally )
5. we're all still virgins (Can't say that I am, but it's not very ladylike to ask everyone else really...some weird guys may take it as some sort of come on)
6. Computer geek? (I can barely switch mine on)
7. Dorky-(Perhaps a little)
8. Pastey (I have a permanent tan, so nope)
9. Pimple Popper- (Thankfully not )
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (Only Sci Fi I tend to read now is Prattchet)
11. Pocket protectors (No)
12. Glasses (Yep)
13. Mounds of comic books (I steal my brother's when I want to read them)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good (Nah, it was only good as a Python-esque comedy, but I get the impression that the guys making it weren't going for that look really)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (Nope, I need caffeine and lots of it)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG (Erm, I may do)
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (Bah, caught me out again)
18.doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (I have one knightly figure on my wall)
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (Nope, no weapons here)
20. went to a renn. fair (Nah, not my thing)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (15 when I started, and that was when I bugged my brother to let me play )
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car (Maybe before I owned a car I did)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them.(Hehe, yes I do!)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character (I did play DnD in a park, in the dark and with lots of rain, does that count?)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (Not unless you consider my house haunted...come to think of it...)
26. Been persecuted by jock or other stereotypically anti-nerd group. (Can't say that I have)

Oh and there should be: 27. Thinks Sarah Michelle Geller and/or David Boreanaz is the perfect example of feminity/masculinity. (I love Angel... )

1. lots of mountain dew (I do like the stuff, but Coke and Topical Splash 7-Up is yum too)
2. loads of funyuns (No)
3. black light (No)
4. something to get high with (No)
5. we're all still virgins (No)
6. Computer geek? (While I do enjoy my computer, I know very little about it's workings)
7. Dorky- (some might say so)
8. Pastey (In the winter, maybe a little)
9. Pimple Popper- (Nope)
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (Pretty much guilty... while I may not place JRR in God status, he definitely made sainthood. )
11. Pocket protectors (No)
12. Glasses (No)
13. Mounds of comic books (None)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good (Nope)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (Maybe when I was in high school, but we never did that anyway... now-a-days, I got to hang out with kids come 6 AM... I need sleep and a cup of java in the morn or I grow horns)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG (Maybe)
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (No)
18.doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (Had some Star Wars posters up during college, but come on... Leia is hot. Besides, they hung next my Spice Girls poster. Now, they were hot. )
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (Nope... no swords)
20. went to a renn. fair (Yes)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (Started age 14 and was a bit sketchy during the college years)
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car (No)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them.(No)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character (No)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (No)
26. Been persecuted by jock or other stereotypically anti-nerd group. (No)
27. Thinks Sarah Michelle Geller and/or David Boreanaz is the perfect example of feminity/masculinity. (No)

I am such a stereotypical failure. I hang my head in shame.

Can I still play?

You're out! Get out of here now! No non-stereotypes aloud!

I don't really fit a great many stereotypes myself...*banishes himself*

Rules have become too strict. I withdraw,

Whats a Renn fair?

Rennaisance Fair...bunch of people in suits of armor and such and such a get-up.

this looks fun

Huh? What to you mean get it going again? That made no sense?


It's a survey! It is not fun! On principle!

1. lots of mountain dew (nope, jamba juice Strawberries Wild)
2. loads of funyuns (Chewing Gum.. trident splash)
3. black light (No... regular incandescent lamp- 2 of them actually)
4. something to get high with (No, underage still)
5. we're all still virgins (yup)
6. Computer geek? (for the uses of IM and google, [and this website], yes and no)
7. Dorky- (not really)
8. Pastey (no idea what that is)
9. Pimple Popper- (YES)
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (OF COURSE)
11. Pocket protectors (dunno what those are either
12. Glasses (No... i used to have corrective contacts, but since they're corrective, no)
13. Mounds of comic books (No)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good (Never watched it)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (nope, no caffeine needed... in fact, i WANT to go to sleep early)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG (no... )
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (No)
18.doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (No posters allowed, looks messy)
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (i use violin bows)
20. went to a renn. fair (no)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (Started at age 13 in december and will stay for a LONG LONG time)
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car (i don't pay for them, mom does)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them.(no)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character (No, i'd freak out)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (No-no idea what that is)
26. Been persecuted by jock or other stereotypically anti-nerd group. (not really)
27. Thinks Sarah Michelle Geller and/or David Boreanaz is the perfect example of feminity/masculinity. (No- i don't watch Buffy)

1. lots of mountain dew (nope, Dr.Pepper in 2 liter bottles)
2. loads of funyuns (nope)
3. black light (No... regular incandescent lamp- 2 of them actually)
4. something to get high with (No)
5. we're all still virgins (me, yes, others, not so sure)
6. Computer geek? (Yes, 01011001 01100101 01110011 )
7. Dorky- (kinda)
8. Pastey (no)
9. Pimple Popper- (YES)
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (except for the last part yes)
11. Pocket protectors (nope)
12. Glasses (No)
13. Mounds of comic books (No)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good (cheesy with bad special effects but dragons are cool)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (never tried it might later on though)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG ()
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (No)
18.doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (I have a few for sure and a HALO poster)
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (I have no swords but i have a machete and a kukhri but my room is too small to swing them in)
20. went to a renn. fair (no)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (Started in middle school and have been playing obsessively since)
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car (yes I have)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them.(no; on computer actually)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character (No)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (No)
26. Been persecuted by jock or other stereotypically anti-nerd group. (sort of)
27. Thinks Sarah Michelle Geller and/or David Boreanaz is the perfect example of feminity/masculinity. (No)

1. lots of mountain dew (No, coffee.)
2. loads of funyuns (No, chocolates of all kinds.)
3. black light (Never. How can you roleplay properly without enough light to see facial expressions?)
4. something to get high with (Never while gaming.)
5. we're all still virgins (Coming up on a 5-year anniversary, if I was, we'd have a serious problem...)
6. Computer geek? (I do tech-support for a living.)
7. Dorky-(Certainly not.)
8. Pastey (Exotically pale, thank you)
9. Pimple Popper- (Not anymore - thank you Clinique!).
10. Avid reader of Sci Fi and Fantasy novels and thinks JRR Tolkin was a God (Yes to the first, no to the second.)
11. Pocket protectors (My clothes typically don't have pockets.)
12. Glasses (Not anymore.)
13. Mounds of comic books (Not really.)
14. Thinks D&D the movie was good. (Let's not even touch this one.)
15. doesn't need caffine to have a 48 game fest non stop (No, but sugar and serious ginseng concentrates.)
16. knows the complete history of more than 10 items in any RPG (No, but I can invent one in less than a minute.)
17. Knows complete history of at least 3 comic book heroes (Yes, as long as they don't have to be Marvel or DC super-heroes.)
18. doesn't have posters of babes/hunks on his/her walls, instead has dragons, knights and other fantasy types (Actually, I tend to have paintings.)
19. swords on walls while playing but by end of game everyone has one in hand. (The swords will stay above the mantel piece. This is not negotiable)
20. went to a renn. fair and got most dwarf like person there (At 5'9"? Not likely.)
21. started playing at age 7 and has yet to stop. (More like 14.)
22. has spent more on books in a given year then on a car (Not really, no.)
23. keeps spare copies of their D&D books in trunk just in case they need them. (AD&D? When there is Ars Magica!)
24. has played D&D in a woods on a scary with thunder and lightning, etc. night and was only afraid the DM might use this as a chance to kill off their character (No. We were at an abandoned construction site...)
25. same as 24 but in real haunted house. (...but I still think it was haunted!)

thx atlas, for making me realize what pastey means
and yes, i am alabaster pale for no reason at all

Very welcome.