Success! The power of your dice manipulate time, creating an extra hour in the day, just for coming to the inn.

However, this disruption in the Wibbly wobbly stuff that is time creates a wormhole that sucks you, and your internet enabled device (Who know nowadays), into it. You are forever teased with a connection that is forever ''connecting''

I roll wisdom to stop roleplaying, and concentrate on working.

A run of the flu prompts your employer to ask you to do the work of three people! Unfortunately,a very viral person passes you by as you head into work. You will barely have caught up with your work before you are confined to your computer and time wasting...

I roll to Barter with local merchants for order. I appreciate all my end o year Holidays but could they please stop selling items for all three at once...
too early.

You approach the merchants and lay your demands upon the table, but they laugh loudly in your face and force you to buy everything they own... for every holiday they know... too early... all at exorbitant prices.
Embarrassingly, you go on their VIP list in the process!

I roll a stamina check for my 4k run in Phys Ed.

However, that natural 20 was a curse as well as a blessing as you run so fast you kick up a storm and blow everyone in the area away. Enjoy!

Roll to get up and motivated to build my character for Saturday.

It's kinda fifty/fifty you really want to get that character done but there are so many intriguing distractions on the weekends...you achieve a bit of both and perhaps more...

I roll with emphasis and determination to get off the evil merchants VIP list.

You approach the merchants again as they roll out the mortifying red carpet at your feet and eye your wallet greedily with your hands balled into fists and a determined gleam in your eye. As the Christmas merchant at Loblaws hands you a blank check, you seize the table and flip it over, replacing it with an enormous, burning contract requiring your elimination from that horrid list before you bring your angry, hungry horde of fire-breathing dragons to deal with the situation personally.
The signatures are compiled as the merchants tremble in mortal terror of your awesome individuality. With a satisfied smirk, you take the contract from them in your fireproof hands hand leave just like that.

Oh, and you also sell back all that junk you've been buying for twice as much as you had to pay for. Well done!

I roll an intelligence check to see if I can understand tomorrow's Pre-Calculus assignments.

Because you channeled your inner me (yes everyone has one) I'm afraid the second your brain saw numbers it ran for the hills and the only answer you seemed to be able to come up with was a grilled cheese and dire rat sandwhich. I certainly hope your grade and your stomach can take it.

I roll to see if I can convince my betrothed to wash the dishes for me.

Epic failure! Betrothed don't do dishes, that surprise comes after they are husbands.

I roll a skill check for Ody to brew an AWESOME batch so special Holiday "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh"!

You barely scraped by on your check. The brew's frothy and sloshy and has all the delicious alcoholic bits that warms yer belly... however there's an odd taste in it we just can't quite place.... is it Grugg hair.... Eol slobber? We may never know.

Check to see if I can obtain all the items on my shopping list and not buy any impulse items.

Unfortunately, the website you wish to buy your stuff at is in Portuguese. You end up buying some unsavory things, and grandma gets stuck with a 'back massager'.

Rolls to see if his prayers are answered.

You receive an answer to your prayers-however it is the winning lottery numbers for yesterday.

Rolls to see if I will have more or less grey hair in 10 years.

The roll lets you know that you will have no more grey hair.
Now you need to roll again to find out why!

I roll a constitution check to see if I can handle the stress at work.


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BTW, do think they will ever roll a spellcheck for the site?

You wake up extra refreshed and willing to take on anything the mob at work wants to throw at you. That crusty eyed guy that has it out for you just can't seem to keep you down! Christmas however...that may be another matter...just how ready are you?

I roll to be more diligent in my desire to type up various writings I have scattered about.

You suddenly feel the desire to type furiously, in fact you feel like you could type for days and never once get bored or want to go check for updates on your favorite websites or catch that show you've been wanting to watch on TV. Grab a cup of coffee and get to it!

I roll to see if my pizza dough rises properly.

The dough rises certainly... but i don't know if 5 feet is "proper".....

I roll a Charisma check to jump-start the Inn again