i woke up at a wierd time last night, my clock said it was 13:27....am.
and i woke up to a slime bouncing on my bed, and i knew it was a slime because when i threw it off it started oozing and hopping around ,it ate a pair of pants and a pair of headphones (both of of which i couldnt find this morning so it must have happened unless i dreamed up those too) so i killed it with a picture frame. wondering what it looked like outside to see what the sky looked like (because i mean wouldnt you wonder what color the sky would be at a supposedly nonexistant time) so i looked out the window and it was a kind of silver-blue color, yeah, i thought it was weird too but i had too much adrenalin to freak out i think.
so finished looking outside i go downstairs. there were tons of slimes (mostly in the kitchen though) and a couple of short,pointy eared guys in white jumpsuits whacking them with clubs, one of them said "whoa man, you must be one of the lightest sleeping humans ever if you woke up at this time"(he was skinny and had a goatee) i just grunted, the other one said(this one was burly and had a thick mustache) to the one with the goatee "ya well he shouldn't be able to hear anything much less be awake unless you messed up the spell again" and then to me "you live here and its your house that has a slime infestation, so get something blunt and not too expencive and help out will you" so i grab a curtain pole and helped, i found a uniqe little slime it was a pale grey-green one with a white little orb in it, i found it in the trashcan eating an apple core,i thought it was rather neat so i put it in asmall glass jar. "whydja put it in there?" said the one with the goatee. "souviner" i replied. "awright man, i guess thats ok" he said. when we were done the burly one said to me "alright were done here and so long as you dont move anything till morning it should stay that way for a while". i grunted and they dissapered with a pop. i took the slime i put in the jar back upstairs with me and placed it on my dresser when i woke up this morning all i saw was a jar with a little white orb in it.
(ooops posted on common instead of creativity : DERP: )