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t_catt11
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When dad jokes meet Star Wars

This past weekend, I got to musing, and in the process, I came up with perhaps the greatest Sith Lord of all time... at least, if you count puniness as a positive.

Imagine, if you will, a tall, reptilian figure who who walks on two legs like a man, yet has a tail that ends in a heavy, spiky ball. 

The figure is dressed in black robes, wears a mask, carries a red lightsaber with a crossguard made of raw energy.

For some reason, my family does not seem able to appreciate the genius that is the dreaded Ankylo Ren, but I find myself cackling with glee everytime I think of him!



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 09:37:36.

Alacrity
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crickets

*cheep cheep cheep cheep*



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 09:50:07.

t_catt11
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You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

Art!  That's what I need!  Art!



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 10:45:51.

Eol Fefalas
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LOL

Ankylo Ren.... *snickersnortguffaw*



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 11:00:10.

t_catt11
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see?

It's genius, I'm telling you!

Even better than Darth Furrious, the dread Ewok Sith Lord who I created just to be silly.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 11:02:35.
Edited on 2019-07-16 at 13:53:08 by t_catt11

Alacrity
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really?

Why did I come back to the inn again?



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 13:49:15.

t_catt11
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You clearly missed the sophisticated humor, for one.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 13:53:28.

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This whole thread is upsetting.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:14:33.

t_catt11
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Upsetting?  Because you didn't think of freaking ANKYLO REN already???



ANKYLO.

REN.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:27:23.

Bromern Sal
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I'm feeling stoopid. I don't get it.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:30:48.

t_catt11
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The spiky tailed dinosaur is an ankylosaurus.  Pronounced like the star wars character - "an-KYLO-sawres".

So it's just sillywordplay/pun stuff.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:33:18.

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Roger is just upset because all he has is that Canadian Superhero Dino the.....Torontosaurur Rex



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 18:54:51.

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Puns are awesome

Puns are awesome.  Puns you have to explain are . . . great for self giggles.  

But that Toronto Raptor is a thing of beauty, eh.



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 20:58:19.

t_catt11
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Totally agree. That is amazing.

Why again is the Toronto Raptor a t-rex?



Posted on 2019-07-16 at 21:57:17.

Eol Fefalas
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Because the T-Rex ate all the Raptors at the end of Jurrasic Park?



Posted on 2019-07-17 at 08:05:45.

   
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