OH MY GOD,...

There are no words,...What a brilliant trainwreck.

I wanna play!

Around the same table:

- psychopath warrior (always need one apparently)

- time-travelling scientist armed with a messed-up 15-colour pen and can of Dr Pepper

- telepathic and telekinetic housecat

- heavy-metal bard/barbarian with an bladed banjo

Yeah, so that's my gaming groups for you.

I don't play games often because they always seem to end in a single hour to 3 months upon beginning, but I do like to occasionally make character concepts for D&D and... well...

I once tried to be a female, gender-confused wolfkin whose vision had inverted colors, hated the smell of smoke, and who couldn't stop trying to have a chair on her at all times, even if she stole it from somewhere, so she can use it to sit anywhere she wants.

I played a D&D game as another wolfkin, only this one kinda died really early, because he didn't believe in magic or weapons and... promptly almost died to a goblin chef and tried to kill a slime with his bare hands after that.

I once wanted to play as a bunny rabbit who would randomly hop to a different world every two hundred years via dimensional portals he could sniff out... who was the size of a dire wolf and had a horn.

There also was the time I played an elf who had an obsession over crushing stones underneath a hammer, as such he always used a hammer. He was a Mage.

And the last game I played a mute homeless guy who was really agile and aerobic and liked to grapple with people just to steal their jewelry or any trinkets. He was terrible at hiding. He also wore a monk's robe, and what one can assume are gloves. He kinda never showed his face ever, it was really fun though.

And the last concept I ever made was the ghostly image of a succubus who was created as a familiar to a wizard who died from one of her bookcases falling on her. She bound her to a stone before her death, but yeah... The concept bit is that she's a succubus who can go through walls, can't touch living things and talks backwards unless talking in the sight-range of food.

I like the time traveler character idea above this post though, kinda funny actually xD