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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Po-ta-toes...boil em, mash em, stick em on Eol...

It spits you back out, Eol...but now you have large potatoes affixed to your forehead...and a large bullhorn, announcing your rabid-potatoey presence to said psycho farmer.

I feed it an Atari 2600 and three angry ferrets.


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 22:59:18.
Edited on 2008-06-27 at 23:00:05 by Duncan74

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


Fun with Ferrets

You get 3 VERY much angrier Ferrets having a bad hair day taped together with ductape and covered with mashed Eol soaked tater tots

I feed it a nice and calm Cd of Relaxing with Nature and a bagpiper in full regalia


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 23:32:23.

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


oops!

The machine shudders briefly, spits out the bagpipes and full regalia, and you hear a faint scream from inside the machine (with a definite scottisch accent) ...

I feed it a Leggo block, a Lincoln Log, and a Slinky ...


Posted on 2008-06-27 at 23:48:00.
Edited on 2008-06-27 at 23:49:13 by Utan the Orange

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Toys! Wheeee...

It spits out an Erector set.

I feed it a moldy cupcake and an arthritic gibbon.


Posted on 2008-06-28 at 03:03:12.
Edited on 2008-06-28 at 03:03:55 by Duncan74

Fallen Mistress
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/1
66 Posts


Hmmm

It spits out a hairless gerbil.....


I feed it christmas lights........


Posted on 2008-06-28 at 04:58:53.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


In June?

You get a sunburnt Santa in swim trunks with 2 foxy elven babes clad in very brief swim wear hanging onto each arm.

I feed it 2 defunct airlines and 1 gas truck


Posted on 2008-06-28 at 17:04:51.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Dubya

It spits out George Bush.

I feed it an old pair of underwear and a G.I. Joe figure.


Posted on 2008-06-29 at 09:23:09.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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It regurgiatates david beckam wearing only a british flag and a sign that reads "will work for top wages and benfits"




I feed it the british flag


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 11:24:55.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


All Hail

You get the Queen herself and an Maid dressed for the races. Thanking you for saving her from "Those unpleasant photographers" she gives you a 100 pound note and walks to the nearest convenience store for a Dog with chips.

I feed it a dead horse and a puppy mill owner


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 15:45:19.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Nom nom nom

It spits out food that eats the dog.

I feed it a can of Spam.


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 16:59:05.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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It spits out Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles"



I feed it a pair of Foster Grant sunglasses, some suntan lotion and two one way tickets to Bali.


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 17:30:59.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


...

It spits out a lot of sand and 1 surprised Tuna fish

I feed it 2 Pillows and 1 dead cell phone


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 17:33:08.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Mmmmm...okay...

It spits out a 1:13 a.m. wake up call for your room at the Bates Motel and Anthony Perkins.



I feed it the sole of a moccassin, three hairs from a Bison's tail, an Albert Einstein action figure and half a roll of fruit flavored mentos.


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 17:44:19.

Wyrmsting
Fulla Wyrmstuff
Karma: 20/2
340 Posts


Huh?

It regurks Don King.


I feed it an empty baby food jar, a Frisbee, and a "dog-end" ...


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 22:54:49.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


"HAAAACK"

ewwww....

It coughs up a hairball with a $50 bill inside




I feed it a pink Parakeet named "Fee Fee"


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 12:57:29.

   


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