The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiday shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

We currently have 4063 registered users. Our newest member is Hammeyaneggs.
Online members:
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Gaming surveys - What game do you own the most books for... (posted by CyrDraconis)What game do you own the
Q&A Threads - Return to Charadun - Q&A (posted by Chessicfayth)Return to Charadun - Q&A
Posting Games - The Morphing Game (posted by Chessicfayth)The Morphing Game
Posting Games - The One Word Game (posted by TannTalas)The One Word Game
Recruitment Threads - Return to Charadun - Recruitment (posted by Eol Fefalas)Return to Charadun - Recr
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 4 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Demonic Vending Machine
    Messages in Demonic Vending Machine
RDI T-shirts!

Dungeon Master
Price: $14.00



RDI T-shirts!

Trust the DM
Price: $17.00

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 184/13
3272 Posts


It Spits Out...

A sign for a Garage Sale...

I feed it a taiko drummer, a lawn chair and a piece of kelp.


Posted on 2008-09-02 at 02:48:07.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It regurgitates a Tiger Wood's limited edition putter and a peanut.



I feed it a three ring binder and and Donald Trump's hair


Posted on 2008-09-02 at 17:58:31.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


0.0

it spits out all the discrepancies in financial reports for all of Trumps companies...


I feed it a pile of random papers


Posted on 2008-09-03 at 15:05:53.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out the complete series of X-Factor comics starring "Random"




I feed it the leftover pepperoni pizza from our working lunch today


Posted on 2008-09-03 at 16:39:30.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Left over pizza!!!!!

The DVM spits out nothing because Eol dove in after the pizza and managed to scarf it all down before it got to process...

...which means, I feed it ME!


Posted on 2008-09-03 at 17:22:36.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 184/13
3272 Posts


Congrats Eol, that got an applaud.... :)

It spits out a penguin, dressed in a beanie and spats doing the polka while reciting Poe.

I feed it Christmas.


Posted on 2008-09-03 at 18:54:32.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


...

It spits out Easter...


I Feed it some hopes and dreams


Posted on 2008-09-04 at 03:59:29.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Buuuuuurp!

It spits out rejection and abject failure... (It is Demonic, after all... ya were expecting maybe ponies and cotton candy?)


Heeeeey!

I feed it ponies and cotton candy...


Posted on 2008-09-05 at 14:50:50.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

it spits out Grugg's last meal



I feed it door #2 and a yellow highligter pen


Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:21:16.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


It spits out...

Monty Hall with jaundice.


I feed it the last three posting games threads through which I've been stalking Lysk ("How it's done", "Last one to post", and "^,<,V" )


Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:24:42.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out an anemic Ninja wearing a form fitting yellow "tracksuit" aka a unitard


I feed it the form fitting yellow tracksuit


Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:27:54.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


hehhe

it spits out Eol in only underwear

I feed it a box of pencils and a 1000 sheets of paper


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 05:38:40.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Hey! I've had this dream before!

It spits out a pencil-whipped TPR report... with no coversheet!


~~~~~~~


I feed it a red, swingline stapler....


...and then go to find some clothes.


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 12:54:57.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

forget the clothes
it gives you a slice of apple pie and a broken fork.




I shove this whole f'd up election down it's throat.


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 17:40:52.
Edited on 2008-09-11 at 17:41:58 by Lyskhala

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


...

It spits out a Statue of John McCain standing in Iraq announcing that it has finally stabilized and that America was done with it


I feed it Iraq


Posted on 2008-09-15 at 12:45:22.

   


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.




Page loaded in 0.113957 seconds