The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiday shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

We currently have 4063 registered users. Our newest member is Hammeyaneggs.
Online members:
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Q&A Threads - Return to Charadun - Q&A (posted by Chessicfayth)Return to Charadun - Q&A
Posting Games - The Morphing Game (posted by TannTalas)The Morphing Game
Posting Games - The One Word Game (posted by TannTalas)The One Word Game
Recruitment Threads - Return to Charadun - Recruitment (posted by Eol Fefalas)Return to Charadun - Recr
Personal Creations - Miniature Painting (posted by t_catt11)Minis!
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 3 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Demonic Vending Machine
    Messages in Demonic Vending Machine
RDI T-shirts!

Chaotic Everywhere
Price: $16.50



RDI T-shirts!

How I Roll
Price: $17.00

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


I know right?

It spits out a Red Bull.

I feed it all of the kitten toys I got for my kitties for Christmas that they won't play with...


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 05:01:03.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


It spits out

a ball of yarn and a cardboard box

I feed it world of warcraft wrath of the lich king cd


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 06:51:42.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


It spits out...

Mr. T... he plays WoW... I saw it on TV!

I feed it a harpiscord and King Henry the VIII.


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 15:48:01.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


It spits out...

...second verse, same as the first... chamber music style.

I feed it a scraped knuckle, a drumstick, and a blue moon.


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 17:27:04.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


It spits out...

Nyx, with a big grin on his face because he just ridded the world of Reginald

I feed it all the Christmas decorations (seems easier than repacking them up)...


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 17:31:40.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


*griiiiiiiiiiiiin*

It spits out the Valentine's Day aisle at Wal-mart!

I feed it two turtle doves and a partridge in a pair of trees.


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 17:33:47.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


hmmm

There is some strange cooing coming from the machine, a few feathers fly out of the bottom, then a bit of blood. Not long after the whole thing shakes and there is a loud squack... next the sounds of saws and hammers while sawdust spews out the sides.

Finally it spits out a wooden baby cradel with two half breed turtledove-partridge baby birds in it and the proud parents following after with a slight blush in their cheeks.


I feed it kitty food.


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 17:42:32.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


It spits out

99 cats and an old shoe shaped house.

I feed mickey mouse


Posted on 2010-01-03 at 23:50:43.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


It spits out...

A slight confused looking Nazi soldier.

(psstt... Ion that's another movie reference )

I feed it a pair of handcuffs, a bottle of wine and a book on the theory of Creationalism.



Posted on 2010-01-04 at 00:42:46.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


Dirty thoughts Drty thoughts

It spits our a pair of leggings

I feed it olives


Posted on 2010-01-04 at 00:45:27.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


It spits out...

Oil.

I feed it a penguin, a giraffe an a really pissed off pair of tennis shoes.


Posted on 2010-01-04 at 03:58:19.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


how can tennis be pissed off?

It spits out a Zimbabwe track star in a tuxedo

I feed it a gryphon named Skandranon (from the book Black Gryphon, White Gryphon, and Silver Gryphon)


Posted on 2010-01-04 at 04:06:19.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


If you were Tennis wouldn't you be pissed off?

It spits out a Native American named Sakagewa
(although how can we really call them Native American's? At the time they were still the native's of this land America really didn't exist. Oh just stop me now before I continue my rant on the illogicalness of some of our PC terminology)

I feed it illogical PC terminology.


Posted on 2010-01-04 at 04:11:17.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


hmmm good point

It spits out the Gibberish Dictionary

I feed it Webster's Dictionary


Posted on 2010-01-04 at 04:13:04.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


After reading that...

It spits out the four girls I ran into in the lab waiting room today that could not figure out that words have many letters in them, and that most of those letters are not silent. 'Wha? We in de buildin' cross de stree' is NOT ENGLISH.

*and thus ends Meri's rant*

I feed it my angst.


Posted on 2010-01-04 at 22:24:37.

   


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.




Page loaded in 0.074402 seconds