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ruler of the shadows
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It spits out a q23974326976387132u890645

I feed it the common cold


Posted on 2008-04-15 at 04:54:00.

Kuriosaki
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 3/1
137 Posts


sniff

It returns an genetically-engineered cold virus three feet long ...

I feed it an (THE?) Illudium Q-37 Explosive Space Modulatorrrr


Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:54:35.

Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts


eep!

it spits out a little, black, round-faced guy(?) wearing Red-Dots, a skirt and a brush on his (it's?) head ...

I feed it my left arm -- but only up to the elbow.


Posted on 2008-04-25 at 02:55:44.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


and

it spits out a pair of remarkably shiny, black patent leather Manolos from the the future but they catch fire as soon as worn.

I reluctantly feed it David Tennant. VERY reluctantly.


Posted on 2008-04-28 at 02:40:02.

Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts


ah!

It spits out Tom Baker, scarf and all ...


I feed it a plastic, bobble-body dashboard hula-dancer ...


Posted on 2008-04-28 at 07:10:36.

Kuriosaki
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137 Posts


okayyyyyy ...

it (reluctantly) slips out a cross between Kylie Minogue and Shakira ...

I feed it a ball of my own navel lint, collected over the past year ...


Posted on 2008-05-02 at 02:25:43.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

it spits out a slime green turtleneck sweater



I force feed it strained peas and chopped liver with a side order of flies.


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:23:44.

Kuriosaki
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137 Posts


erg!

it slides ouf a gasoline-powered tutleneck sweater ...


I fed it yesterday ...


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:31:24.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

it gargles up yesterday's news.




I spoon feed it ancient chinese secrets


Posted on 2008-05-09 at 11:31:36.

Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts


Ah-so!

it spits out 15 volumes of "Famous Charlie Chan Quips"

I feed it Green Eggs and Ham.



Posted on 2008-05-10 at 03:18:54.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


...

It spits out Sam I Am.

I feed it that cross between Kylie and Shakira, hoping to get Dannii Minogue.


Posted on 2008-05-10 at 19:40:23.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out KyKira...the newest Japanes monster import.
Move over Godzilla.


I feed it my old 8 track tapes, cassettes, beta machine and vhs player.


Posted on 2008-05-12 at 11:45:03.

Chunky-Monkey
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...

it spits out a cruse liner worth £285m

and i feed it my cricket set


Posted on 2008-05-12 at 12:01:03.

Chunky-Monkey
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188 Posts


...

it spits out a cruse liner worth £285m

and i feed it my cricket set


Posted on 2008-05-12 at 12:01:04.

Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts


^ Still stuttering ...

It spits out a marionette and a bug in a top hat ...


I feed it a picture of Danica Patrick (hoping)


Posted on 2008-05-12 at 16:35:27.

   


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