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Oko
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it spits out

Orange juice with a pink umbrella


I feed it fresh catnip.



Posted on 2008-05-24 at 02:39:56.
Edited on 2008-05-24 at 02:40:30 by Oko

Deucalion
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It spits out...

...a cat o' nine tails

I feed it last year's World of Warcraft calendar.


Posted on 2008-05-26 at 08:45:39.

Merideth
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the things you'll find on my desk...

It spits out a dancing cleric.

I feed it an albino bison...


Posted on 2008-05-28 at 18:31:21.

Glory of Gallifrey
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596 Posts


yum

it spits out a milky way wrapper.

i feed it Throwing Spiders (because she is shiny like a dime)


Posted on 2008-05-29 at 14:09:21.

Merideth
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More things off my desk...

It spits out a Black Widow.

I feed it a bottle of honey, half a tube of neosporin, and three tea bags...


Posted on 2008-05-30 at 16:35:26.

Eol Fefalas
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Aaaand...

...the Demonic Vending Machine spits out a huge, Earl Grey sipping, bee with an enormous tattoo freshly inked on it's back.

Into the machine I slip a half eaten bag of Nacho Cheese Combos, some pocket lint, and the mummified pinky toe of an ogre mage.


Posted on 2008-05-30 at 18:57:59.

Grugg
Gregg
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Uh

I come out the back, looking rather disgruntled.

I feed myself back into the machine, hoping to get to Narnia.


Posted on 2008-05-31 at 00:29:19.

Merideth
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3271 Posts


Guess Grugg Made It

It spits out a stone Grugg.

I feed it a first place ribbon and a thumb tack...


Posted on 2008-06-02 at 18:02:57.

Deucalion
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It spits out...

...a human 1st rib and a thumb.

I feed it $.55 and a bag of Funyuns


Posted on 2008-06-03 at 07:56:06.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
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596 Posts


and

it spits out a human head.

I feed it the creepy anorexic crackhead protitute that hangs out in front of Wal-Mart in my town.


Posted on 2008-06-06 at 20:25:52.

Okron
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129 Posts


...?

it spits out a spoon

i feed it a self proclaimed FLAMING CHEESECAKE of doom!


Posted on 2008-06-06 at 20:34:25.

Oko
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.....


It spits out a REALLY mad Red Dragon who flys off looking for the wizard who tricked it into going into the machine.

I feed it a couple of Ice Mice.


Posted on 2008-06-07 at 07:29:40.

Merideth
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3271 Posts


Ewwy

After making a horrible grinding noise for twenty minutes, it spits out a cup of Slushi Mice.

I feed it the pile of invoices on my desk hoping it will get my work done for me.


Posted on 2008-06-09 at 16:11:42.

EvolutionJ
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I feed it the pile of invoices

After processing the invoices it spits out a financial report detailing the gross national product of the island of Eurasia... in triplicate, including TPS reports with thumb tabs.

I feed it a chill pill.


Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:21:42.

Lyskhala
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3600 Posts


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Its spits out Jeff Spicoli duuuuude.




I feed it the toenail clippings and ear wax I've been saving for a special occasion.


Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:29:49.

   


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