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Deucalion
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It spits out...

50 tons of blue flavored snow cones.

I feed it a Mike-n-Ike.


Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:30:12.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
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3271 Posts


I Like Ike

It spits back out Mike after having happily digested Ike.

I feed it the pictures from my pirate wedding.


Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:37:54.

EvolutionJ
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mhm.

It spits the pictures back out with all the hidden ninjas circled with a red marker. As one would expect, they are all in positions poised to strike.

I pour in toasted pinenuts and a photocopy of a secretaries buttocial region.



Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:44:55.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you get Howard Stern with J-Lo's butt



I feed it twine and a copy of the Kamasutra


Posted on 2008-06-09 at 19:35:00.
Edited on 2008-06-10 at 14:13:16 by Lyskhala

EvolutionJ
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Ooooh

Amid grunts, groans, and moans the machine spits out a case of used condoms one at a time and at the end a heated massage pad.

I am inserting a dollar bill and a button for selecting a coke in a normal vending machine.



Posted on 2008-06-10 at 14:54:33.

Merideth
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sticky...

It spits out a one dollar coin and one of those tiny cans of Sprite.

I feed it a rotary phone...


Posted on 2008-06-10 at 16:42:26.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


<><><>

it reluctantly heaves up June Cleaver




I feed it a gallon of $4 gasoline


Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:07:20.

EvolutionJ
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180 Posts


lmao

It gives you back your first born.


I give it chili paste.


Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:23:32.

Merideth
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3271 Posts


more random movie quotes from Meri

It bounces around screaming 'My biscuits are burning!' and then begs for a glass of milk.

Terrified I run away screaming and forget to fed it.


Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:46:57.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


<><><>

I show up expecting it to spit something out and find Merideth's shoe. OH NOOOOOOOOO!!! It ate Merideth!!!
I stick my hand in to try and free Meri but don't find anything, so I stick Meri's shoe in.


Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:47:44.

EvolutionJ
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lol

It gives you the ebola virus.

I feed it my thoughts on using your imagination as cold hard facts.


Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:50:43.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

it regurgitates Einsteins' quote..."imagination is more important than education" on sandstone in sanskrit



I feed it the spaghetti I made last night.


Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:31:32.

Deucalion
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It spits out...

an Italian.

I feed it a shoe full of Bailey's.


Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:37:29.

Merideth
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3271 Posts


Spits...

out an Irish man. (is that two words or one? I should know I'm Irish... *sigh*)

With great hesitation and much screaming I feed it my other shoe.

Btw... thanks for trying to save me Lysk, but I really did like those shoes, oh well...


Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:56:07.

EvolutionJ
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Thanks!

It spits out a thank you letter detailing the use of the shoe as a home for abandoned pets and how You with your complete donation are eligable at a chance for a possibility to win 10,000,000$ Fill out the information with your orderform below.

I feed it an empty bottle and a Corrupted wish.


Posted on 2008-06-12 at 00:26:28.

   


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