Because the blue bands indicate the docile lobsters who will go without a fight...the pink ones are the violent-offender lobsters who didn't do well in prison; they are the ones who will rip your lips off if you try to eat them.

Why did Firefly get canceled?

so that talented RP'ers would stop watching the tube and make up their own Firefly episodes.




why does laughing feel so good?

Because crying takes too much out of you...and laughing excites the Happy Fairies, who hear a laugh and sprinkle their Magic Happy Dust on you...but don't get addicted, the clinics are expensive.

Why do we get hungry?

If we didn't get hungry once in a while, our pets would let us starve ...


Why for art a cherrry?

Cause it is virgin art.


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Why is there no ham in a hamburger?

Because hamburgers aren't very expressive; they just sit there. You can't be a ham if you just sit there. C'mon, little burger! Wake up! Dance a jig. Ham it up! Curse you!

Why is milk white?

Cuz the cow that gave the milk fell into a vat of Cream cheese and thrashed around a bit before the farmer could get her out. But by that time she was covered all over in cream cheese. And all her milk from that day forward was white.

Why do cats insist on laying on top of your hands while you are trying to type?

Beeeeecaaaause they know that if they laid under your hands you couldn't type anything ...

(they're only trying to help ...)


Why in the world are people so adamant about showing affection for cats, animals that couldn't care less about it?

We humans have been trying to tame the wee little beasties since time began. But we messed up the order and tamed the dog, horse, and cows first before we realized that the cat was the most important. By the time we saw our mistake the cats were all offended and declared war on the dogs as a result. The dogs retaliated by declaring war on the cats. Now we are trying to “mend fences” by fessing up to the cats and doting on them.

Why is there no word to rhyme with Orange?

Because oranges are an offense to the gods, being self-important and swelled lemons; thus they were cursed to always be alone, never having anything to rhyme with.

Why does the pot call the kettle black?

Black is easier to pronounce than Obsidian




Why are sheep so wooly?

So the Shepard could have a nice and cushy bed to sleep on. And thus Fuzzy Fandom was born.

Why are lemons so sour?

Wouldn't you be sour if you got upstaged by an orange?

Where do babies come from? (hehehe)

Omaha




How many toes does a one toed sloth have?

Twelve.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?