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ruler of the shadows
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...

Cause brown wasn't an option



WHy do you ask basic questions?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 05:36:51.

Lyskhala
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<><><>

matches my shoes



just where IS Waldo?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 10:46:59.

Grugg
Gregg
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Obviously

Behind the giant candy cane.

If I have 3 apples, and I take 2 of them, how many apples do I have?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 18:08:08.
Edited on 2008-09-10 at 18:08:24 by Grugg

Lyskhala
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depends

on where you took them to.





at what speed does energy become light?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 19:25:08.

Eol Fefalas
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Hmmm...

...seeing as light is energy I would say that it's got to get up to at least zero and a half... give or take the square root of a round pi.


What does it take to out-weird the Gruggster?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 20:01:03.

Alacrity
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aha!

Alacrity shaving off all his body hair - including the moustache.


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Why would you put lipstick on a pig anyway?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 20:08:49.

Eol Fefalas
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Yep. That'd do it!

Hmmm... because you couldn't pick up a date at the family reunion.


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What exactly is a super collider, anyway?


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 21:25:45.

Grugg
Gregg
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Well

A normal collider in skintight spandex with a cape.





I am an old pot?

(...yes that's my question)


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 21:27:54.

Lyskhala
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<><><>

You're not old.



what is toe jam?





Posted on 2008-09-11 at 10:50:22.

ruler of the shadows
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hehehe

its a nightclub your toes go to when you're asleep.


What is the importance of physics in construction?


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 12:24:12.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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<><><>

You need physics in construction to make sure you get pi(e)




why does coffee give you bad breath?


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 14:10:00.
Edited on 2008-09-11 at 14:10:39 by Lyskhala

Alacrity
The Tired
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conspiracy

Because Proctor and Gamble (makers of Scope) pay the coffee growers to use a secret bad breath causing agent on their coffee beans.


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Does anyone look good in spandex?


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 15:35:28.

Eol Fefalas
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Sure!

Despite the seemingly universal claim that 'spandex is not a right, it's a privilege', everyone looks fantastic in spandex... beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, after all.

Pardon me... ...That was a difficult lie to stomach.

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Do you know the way to San Jose?


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 17:38:27.

Grugg
Gregg
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Sure

It's over there --->




If, for example, I were to wearing a giant hot dog suit and a jetpack, and fly to the moon, would you be my valentine?



Posted on 2008-09-11 at 17:55:39.

Lyskhala
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<><><>

yes




What is an occasional table the rest of the time?


Posted on 2008-09-12 at 10:48:44.

   


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