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Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Best answer you've given in this thread, +1

Tiamat actually lives in Bizarro World, and when he "criticizes" you, it's actually praise where he comes from.

How do you kill that which has no life?
--best South Park ever.


Posted on 2010-11-11 at 01:31:39.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


sadf

With a hammer.

Why does my leg appear to be covered in seaweed?


Posted on 2010-11-11 at 02:05:19.
Edited on 2010-11-11 at 02:05:35 by Grugg

Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


I'll field this one (this one is for pyro)

(this one is for pyro)

It's one of two reasons, so take your pick:

1. Your dad has been an adult so long he's forgot what its like to be imaginative and come up with unconventional ideas.

2. He's an adult who just doesn't understand......how an A/B honor roll student can't seem to realize his potential and use his imagination to come up with smart ideas that might make a difference in the world. There's a difference between thinking outside the box and thinking outside the galaxy!

(AND THIS ONE'S FOR GRUGG)

You need to lay off the sushi. You are after all what you eat.

Why is Pyro's Karma so bad in such a short time?



Posted on 2010-11-11 at 04:07:36.
Edited on 2010-11-11 at 04:11:33 by Tiamat5774

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


true dat

because he is so refined with an etiquette score through the roof that everyone around him is filled with jealousy.

why is the roof, the roof, the roof on fire?


Posted on 2010-11-11 at 04:17:37.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Gah!

Sorry, sorry everyone, that was me--I was aiming for the harpies stealin' my flowers! Gotta work on that pitching arm, it's gone fallow for so long. *beats wings furiously to snuff flames*

Why did "Korgoth of Barbaria" only run for one episode?

Scratch that. That's a horrible question. . .retry

Whose skull is this?!


Posted on 2010-11-11 at 12:43:19.
Edited on 2010-11-11 at 13:16:50 by Pit F(r)iend

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


*lick*

Tastes like Jimmy Hoffa's...



...What's that doin' here?


Posted on 2010-11-11 at 14:32:49.

lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


ahem!

not being a part of conspiracy!

Whose that over there?


Posted on 2010-11-12 at 06:35:27.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Only wish this were true. . .

Why it's Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II and she's on her royal laptop taking friend requests on Facebook until Christmas Eve! Status Update: We do not find Monty Python particularly amusing in the least. If you agree, please be so kind as to copy and paste this into your status.


How will I learn the secret to building a good Blue deck in Magic: the Gathering?




Posted on 2010-11-24 at 12:11:22.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Trust the Eol... that's how...

The secret to building a really good blue deck in Magic: The Gathering is to build a fantastic red deck and then choke it until it turns blue!!!...

Word of caution: stop when the deck turns blue... if you choke it so long that it turns purple, you've gone waaaaaaay too far.


Why didn't anyone stop me?


Posted on 2010-11-24 at 13:52:27.
Edited on 2010-11-24 at 13:52:56 by Eol Fefalas

pyroboom
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Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


LOL

Because your so hilarious noone wanted to stop you!

Why is dad being rude to me on the internet,talking about my imagination like that?


Posted on 2010-11-25 at 15:27:06.

Necromantic Schizophrenic
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/7
85 Posts


DUHHHH

because you have a great imagination

why do people keep smiting me?


Posted on 2010-11-28 at 02:53:00.

Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


you walked into this one.....

Didn't you know, you are in a smite contest with Pyroboom, and I think Pyro is winning.

Why do I love Gothic Metal so much?


Posted on 2010-11-28 at 04:49:01.
Edited on 2010-11-28 at 04:50:51 by Tiamat5774

lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


i think pixie dust is involved

because it has heartracing pulse pounding love filled storylines that speak to your soul

Where have I been for the last 2 weeks that i havent posted?


Posted on 2010-12-01 at 03:00:58.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 184/13
3272 Posts


Another revival attempt...

Two weeks... or ten years... who knows.  But either way one should bathe more... 

Why is there so much snow? 

M.



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 01:37:39.

Keeper of Dragons
Devil's Advocate
Karma: 59/18
2581 Posts




The gods are doing house cleaning and the dust falls to teh earth as snow.  They are deep cleaning this year.

Where do they catch Swedish Fish?



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 05:16:37.

   


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