Hopefully everyone gets better by the weekend. Really sucks to be ill on free time. And worry you not. We'll be here.

Everyone must get better! My prayers are with you and yours.

Hoping you and the fam feel better soon and wishing I could do more then do so only in words and thoughts.

After some long thought and comtemplation I have decided to stop playing D&D. Let's face it, the game is getting old, characters are too hard to create and I don't have time to build the adventures. After all, I have been wasting your time and mine now for 20+ years, it just isn't doing it for me anymore. Swords, Armour, Arrows - is this really what we go to in our fantasies?


So instead of the D&D I will be switching to a system based on Sucker Punch the Movie. You will now play sword wielding, gun-toting teenage girls in randomized fantasy settings. Stats are simplified to:

BUST - Bigger is better, helps your defensive bonus
HASS- Hip and ass, helps movement, and leaps
WAIST- Smaller helps with dodge
POUT- The pout is a lethal attack bonus
%S/C- Percent skin to clothing ratio helps with distraction, attack and defense
OUTF - Theme of outfit EX: schoolgirl, nurse, avator, dominatrix.


So choose a good alluring name, stack up a character and we will start in our next game with ninja zombie stewardesses in a armaggeddoon setting.


Thanks,
Roger

I'll get you a character based on Baby Doll by Sunday. She will have a +5 Vorpal Katana of Returning and a .45 caliber Auto pistol with a never emptying clip.

Also on the butt of the .45, as represented in the movie, will be a number of magical totoms that do different things once I think them up.

Can't wait to start should be much more fun then those other boring games you run ahh that wierd childish space one and your lame horror one..........

at least someone noticed my April Fool's joke.

Too bad... I was getting excited

Even though I knew it was a joke it still made me think "Why not".

Why not do a game based on the movie with each player taking on the character of one of the girls and you as DM playing the wise man. We could use your modified rules AL and go from there and replay the movie and take it much further. If you decide its a good idea I of course as already stated am in.

Even though I saw it only today. It made me smile inside.

Was hit this weekend but a wicked headcold that forced me take it easy and my lovely wife to nurse me back to health. We should get back to posting soon.

That being said, I am also procrasinating as the next entry by me is a journal and I need to write out the journal entries. So I need to get off butt and write.

As to a Sucker Punch RPG - I could use the cortex rules for that, but I have too many games on the go right now. Maybe after Rautenberg ends.

...in the Rocinante Q&A thread.


Same stuff applies here, except disregard the bits about fashioning bombs and such.

I'm sure a few members of the party are thinking "sure wish we had some grenades!"

Sickness hitting family....Consider me out until the weekend and then V and I will post.

After last night I am totally on board with the Sucker Punch game lol

Due to work, Vanadia will be out of town fior the next week and a half which makes me single dad for that time. If I find a moment when the kids are asleep and I'm still awakw I may post but consider us both out for the next while.

Sorry. RL interferes with Fantasy again

Who is reading the journal and are they reading aloud? Not sure I can act on anything in that post, given I didn't want to actually look at the book.

FYI = have a trip per week or so for next little while, but won't be the back to back madness that early April was.