Rules: Simple, a person wishes for something and the next person to post corrupts it and wishes for something else and so does the next person.

EX. Post 1: I wish I was candian...
Post 2: Okay but your French Canadian.
I wish I could work for Bill gates.

It works kinda like that so I'll start
I wish I had buns of Steel:

Wish Granted. Your buns are very literally steel. Have fun walking around.

I wish I was ruler of the Underworld!

you are now the emperor of China

I wish I could visit another planet

Granted: You are now the emperor of China

Wish: I wish I had a million dollars

Wish: I wish I had a million dollars
Granted: You now have a million Monopoly Dollars.

I wish I was a movie star.

Granted: You are now Paris Hilton (oh yeah..we all know what movie shes a star in:SICK

Wish: I wish Star Wars was real

Granted: It's real to you. You're now a plastic Luke Sywalker action figure.

I wish I was a tad bit taller.

...you're now 15 feet tall

I wish I had 5 more cats

Granted! They are all ravenous, rabid lions.

I wish I could fly.

you can fly but you have no landing gear


I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

Granted: Your fired.

I wish for superhuman strength.

Granted: You are now a gorilla.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted: You are now the size of a beetle

I wish Dell didn't buy Alienware (an awesome custom botique computer makers.)

Granted: Hasbro bought AlienWare

Wish: I wish to live a long and happy life.

granted, now you are a 2-dimensional black and yellow smiley-face, drawn in permanent marker.

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I wish i looked like Angelina Jolie.