You are now a better Dm... Unfortunately you are now a chimpanzee and your name is sally


I wish rdinn would try on a blue heading

granted, the heading is blue, but not the colour the emotion, people get tired of being sad and switch it back to red.

I wish I were an amazing rockstar.

You are, but only in Guitar Hero.

I wish to hear a great joke!

granted! Your told the best joke ever, unfortunately the punch line was aimed at your jaw.

I wish I had heat vision

YOu can now see when all animals are in Heat


I wish I hadn't come up with that

granted, i thought of it first and gave it to you to post to me.

I wish I could wish for better wishes!

Granted: your wishes now seem better to you.

Wish: I wish I could sleep.

granted *whacks with big hammer* there, asleep.

i wish my kobold designed better traps.

Granted: the kobold was so good at making traps you didnt realize you had fallen until you hit the spikes.

Wish: I wish i could remember what happened?

you design the bestest trap ever made.

I wish for it to rain in California.

granted, it now rains in california, over the H in the Hollywood sign, and you remember remembering what remembering was!

I wish for an army worthy of mordor!

Granted: Mordor has been cutting back quite a bit and all you get is a small tiger to protect your large citedel.

Wish: I wish I was at Hogwarts.

Granted, you at at a farm for swine with HPV.

I wish for one day of snow in the summer.

Granted! A sudden blizzard traps you at Vanilla Ice's house were you are forced to endure an all day concert of what he calls his "greatest hits".

I wish I'd win the lotto without me having to buy a ticket!

granted yu found a winning lottery ticket, its bout 8 years old.

i wish people would comment on my poems.