But you are now severely allergic to chocolate.

I wish for untraceable wealth!

Granted.

You are ridiculusly wealthy, however no one has any idea where any of your wealth is.

I wish for a killer monkey.

unfortunately, he immediately attempts to kill you, and you must stop him... forcibly...

I wish i was a time-mage

Granted, but you find yourself stuck in a paradox time loop
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I wish I had the latest Ipod

it's so early made, you don't know how to work it.

I wish the site Atmosphir was real!(look it up if you don't know)

RL is RL and RP is RP.

I wish to find another brew for the RDInn bar.

Granted. However, do to the failings of focus testing, nobody will drink the new stuff! Better start working on Froth-n-Slosh Classic!

I wish for a bottle of Yoohoo

*evaporates*

You found an empty bottle but can't find the chocolate cow.

I wish to be able to remember my wishes.

Granted. You will always remember wishing to always remember wishing.

I wish for a keyboard that doesn't have most of the keys sticking.

*evaporates*

Granted but the keyboard is a board covered with Skeleton keys.

I wish the ringing in my ears would stop.

Granted. The ringing in your ears is gone. The ringing in your noggin, however, sadly remains.

I wish for a bedtime story.

...thou bed will be not of roses, but nails.

I wish for world peace.

...here's your world piece: a two by two foot section of the hottest part of Death Valley. Who knows where the other pieces are?


I wish for a short vacation and freedom to visit the Inn regardless of WiFi connectivity.

Granted, but all your dice rolls turn up 1s.

I wish the next star wars movie was already out.

And indeed, the movie is out - but the main star is D. Trump, that sexy beast!

I wish that WW2 never happened.