You do, but that's only because you died of laughter and made the front page news.





I wish Ryst... (whatever his name is) would stop being so disgusting.

Rsyt(whatsisname) is no longer Disgusting...he becomes a perfect gentleman then dies of boredom.
Wait...I didn't corrupt that wish did I??
Ok then, he's still disgusting and lives in YOUR basment.

You didn't make a wish!!!

But i'll make one.
I wish Ryst(whatsisname) will... what is it?... get out of my basement or something?

eulg yzarc ruoy teg t'nod ouy



I wish i would find two dollars on the ground.

You find 2 bucks on the ground. You pick them up and shake off the dirt only to find they are not dollars..they are $100...and then the wind takes them.



I wish I had made a wish in my last post so I didn't look so stupid.

You instead make a wish that is so horribly written people think you're stupid. You're later crushed to death in an unrealted incident.


I wish Ryst would realise he's my long lost brother but not really but actually should give me money so I could buy a Russian Bride and make it down to Texas to see this awesome cannon he has and have a grand old time!

you get crushed... twice... by rush Limbaugh or Dr. Phil whichever is worse.

I wish I pass the ASVAB...

You get crushed to death instead!


I wish I didn't know who Dr. Phil was.

you don't know who Dr Phil is. BUT...he knows who YOU are and is constantly preaching to you about your sex life on national tv.




I wish the next person who crushes and or bludgeons me to death would use the sharp side of the axe.

I kill you with the sharp side of the axe.


I wish for a turnip.

you get a rotten pear instead!!! A horribly deformed, stinky, ugly rotten pear.



I wish Grugg a very Merry Christmas

the moment he hears you he crushes you to death



I wish someone would buy me a mint chip shake WITHOUT any poison or crush-to-death or worms in it please

I just bought you a mint chip shake WITHOUT any poison or crush-to-death or worms in it. But you can't drink it cuz you just returned from the Twilight Zone and no longer have a mouth.


I wish for everything

1. you spelled stare wrong
2. are you sure you meant to write "nuked"? let's say you did
so you stare at the mirror nuked all day and one day the mirror falls and you get crushed to death



i wish i would earn 5 million dollars right now

Granted.
All the spelling nazis are marooned on an island with no chance of ever getting off...you've been marooned on the same island.



I wish I was done shopping.