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DarkAutumn
Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts




Everything in the gaming store is very old and outdated material, not to mention way too expensive for anyone to afford...


I wish I was able to get the net at my house again so I could have full net access and therefore be able to be a full fledged member of the Inn again without all these dang several month long absenses....I'm feanin'*sp* for my net! hehe


Posted on 2007-04-08 at 07:01:35.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


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Granted, but you also have a large, steel-wire whale net over your door as well, so you can't leave.

I wish that I could all I wanted without getting cancer.


Posted on 2007-04-08 at 17:53:14.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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you smoke so much that you turn into a vapor cloud and disappear...forever



I wish for second sight


Posted on 2007-04-09 at 01:23:07.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


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You now hallucinate every other second.

I wish I could stop hallucinating without going blind.


Posted on 2007-04-09 at 03:20:17.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


O_O

You start hallucinating images of men in loin cloths, and instead of going blind, you develope uncontrollable x-ray vision.


I wish for my own in-house gym.


Posted on 2007-04-09 at 18:18:41.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


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You now have a guy named Jim mooching off you and sleeping on your couch, and you can't get him to leave.

I wish Financial Aid weren't such anal-retentive arseholes.


Posted on 2007-04-09 at 22:36:27.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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they are no longer anal retentive...they just let it fly and you are right in the path.



I wish my fondest wish would come true


Posted on 2007-04-09 at 22:47:37.
Edited on 2007-04-09 at 22:47:59 by Lyskhala

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


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it does but the next day so does your worst nightmare.





I wish I had enough money to go on vacation.


Posted on 2007-04-10 at 03:55:48.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


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You now have enough money to go on vacation-In your own back yard.

I wish I wasn't fat.


Posted on 2007-04-10 at 05:12:25.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


i imagined you as a thin dude :P

you're not fat anymore, you're morbidly obese with a side of potatoes. And people constantly try to eat your potatoes!


I wish i wasn't fat either!


Posted on 2007-04-10 at 06:11:42.
Edited on 2007-04-10 at 20:08:02 by Fantasy

nightbeast18
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/0
130 Posts


granted!

you are no longer fat your are now big boned and look larger than before.

i wish for a fish.


Posted on 2007-04-10 at 16:03:58.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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you get a fish...it's NEMO. But then he goes on a hunt for his 'biological father' and you never see him again



I wish for a bath in sweet tea
YUMMY!


Posted on 2007-04-10 at 19:51:42.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


ooo yummy

you bath in it, it turns you an odd shade of brown, and the sugar goes in all your orfaces and it takes a week to become un-sticky.

I wish i wasn't so thirsty right now. Oo, i wish for sweet tea!


Posted on 2007-04-10 at 20:09:48.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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you get it but it's the sweet that was in all my 'orifices'... ewwww. You MADE me do it!!
I had no choice!




I wish I was a california cow...cuz happy cows come from california






Posted on 2007-04-11 at 18:08:43.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts




You get to California, and a big group of happy cows greet you... only to crush your bones when they hug you all at once.



I wish I were fatter.


Posted on 2007-04-12 at 01:29:36.

   


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