But it has a worm in it that is poisionous to Gruggs.





I wish that I could have a redue on my vacation. It rained every single day and night. My wish is for at least one day of no rain.

It does not rain the entire time you are there... however the temperature climbs to 147 degrees Fahrenheit.



I wish for more wishes

Your wish is granted, but the toll of each additional wish is a loss of body parts, starting with the most important...

I wish someone would give me a Character Development point in Kaelyn's game, or at least another applaud. lol

But for every Applaud you'll also get another smite, and for every CD you'll get another smite.











I wish I was an elven cleric of Ehlonna.

Wish granted, however you have been captured by bloodthirsty orcs at level one =Þ

I wish Lindsay Lohan would check into my house for rehab @_#

Lindsey checks into your house for rehab. Doesn't stop her from starting drinking and using drugs, but does blame you for the whole thing and sues you for several million dollars.




Wish I had a key to escape those orcs.

You get a broken piano key. Good luck fighting your way out

I wish I could dance. (If anyone had seen me clubbing last night, they wouldn't want to corrupt it.)

You can dance but you'll never stop dancing again.



I wish that piano key would turn into a real and usable weapon which I could actually fight with.

The piano key turns into an extremely usable weapon... a throwing star. This weapon though extremely useful, is nearly useless when it comes to fighting a hoard of orcs.

I wish for nothing

You become nothing!

I wish I could speak Klingon

You find yourself speaking commands in Klingon as captain Kurt blows up your ship.

I wish I had magic

You now have a completely useless deck of Magic: the Gathering Cards

There wasn't a wish to contaminate so I'll contaminate the contamination.
The useless deck of magic cards has three rare cards worth over a hundred dollars each

I wish I owned a Unicorn

But like the Unicorn, you become only a legend/not real...

I wish that no one will make this come true.

No one makes it come true, but someone throws a rotten pie in your face. eww.

I wish i was suddenly struck with geniusly amazing creativity and skill in all that I do, forever more.