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pyroboom
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Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


spidey-wideys

I can create underwear from webs.Like the world wide web,see?

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Oh,it's unfinished?Sorry.


Posted on 2010-09-05 at 22:29:56.

Necromantic Schizophrenic
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/7
85 Posts


huh?

I can be on the ceiling, but only while I'm asleep and on saturdays


Posted on 2010-09-06 at 18:33:56.

PartyScout
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 9/3
101 Posts


Not mine but...

I've seen Eol stretch his tongue from New Carlisle Ohio to Torrejón Australia to lick someone's face


Posted on 2010-09-07 at 21:16:22.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


Snooze Lad

I can sleep at will, any place, any time. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....


Posted on 2010-09-08 at 00:05:02.

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


narcolepsy powers go!

im stealing a movie quote.

i can stop a speeding bullet, once!


Posted on 2010-09-08 at 02:11:03.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6326 Posts


Hmmmmmm.........

I can leap from a tall buildings in a single bound.

I won't, but I can do it.

(+1 to Lifespring, a most worthy quote, lol.)


Posted on 2010-09-08 at 17:02:23.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


asdf

I can consume my weight in prawns. Hourly.

Edit: In retrospect, that may actually be a superpower.


Posted on 2010-09-08 at 17:09:00.
Edited on 2010-09-08 at 17:09:19 by Grugg

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


i dont know why they didnt let me into the super-friends...

simple: i am... THE PADDLER! i have no super strength, and i use my bare hand!


Posted on 2010-09-08 at 17:24:23.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6326 Posts


Yewwwwwwww..................

I am Thor, from all the paddling.


Posted on 2010-09-09 at 00:54:18.

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


thor from the paddling, cute lol

i can tell how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.


Posted on 2010-09-09 at 14:58:58.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6326 Posts


8>}

I know if the light is on when the refrigerator door is closed.


Posted on 2010-09-11 at 01:46:52.

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


but the question is, what temperature is it in there?

i can talk to squirrels. Just squirrels, and not get them to do anything, just talk.

Usually the conversations are NUTS! (rimshot)


Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:36:58.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


Yes

Yeah that joke earned you your first smite.

My superpower is knowing just where I have to be to smite someone.


Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:40:15.

lifespring
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385 Posts


aww, it wasnt that bad! and i did give it a rimshot... heh

i can use my eyes as slingshot ammunition. Retrieving them is the problem.


Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:11:20.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


Ack. Pun fallout

My name is Alacrity and I support this smite.


Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:14:10.

   


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