No way to get fuzzy pink bunny slippers without fuzzy pink bunny hide

would you rather spend a day as the opposite sex or have bad acne for a week

id totally be a chick for a day.
(but for more then just the physical aspect, itd be nice to know wtf they are thinking.)

would u rather have to run down the street waving around a lightning rod in the middle of a thunderstorm, or play hotfoot in a large sandbox with quicksand hidden in it somwhere?

At least then I know I'm screwed...




Give mouth to mouth to a 4000lb person... or be sat on by one

mouth to mouth, ud live through it

have to pick your nose and eat it to survive
or
inhale your farts
(not usually a gross person, but i had to do it.)

Showing yer evil side, lifespring!

I'll choose to inhale farts and pray for allergies (ick that means I have to TASTE them! *shudders*)

24 hour marathon of "Empire Strikes Back" or "LotR: Two Towers"?

LotR 2 towers easily!

play truth or dare with frat boys
or
water balloon tag with... Tampered balloons (not water that hasnt been drank yet)

water balloon... several long showers will rid me of that, but a frat party can haunt you forever.....


would you rather suffer the fate of Tantalus, or of Sisyphus?

sisyphus definately, gotta be ripped AND you at least get a break occasionally when the boulder rolls back down.

would you rather wake up in an igloo not knowing how you got there

or in a crowded street not knowing how you go there.

crowded street.. i like crowds... as long as its not zombie crowds...

would you rather go to your mom's for christmas, or have her over to your house?

Go to Mom's for Christmas

Worse girlfriend punishment--chick flick or shoe shopping?

chick flick...at least you can sleep through that.

Paper or Kindle?

Most Def.

Would you rather

Work retail untrained open to close on Black Friday or be manager of a bookstore that just had a SUV drive through the front of the store?

(personal experience for both )

Retail untrained on black friday open to close (couldn't be any worse than working the Destin Fla Wal-mart during the busiest part of summer untrained and the only one in the Electronics Dept.)

Would you rather be "Attacked" by a succubus in her typical way or fantasize about being "Attacked" by a succubus in the privacy of your room?

I think i'd rather be attacked... just for the experience, and the right to say it had happened *laughs*

would you rather be a pin cushioin for a porcupine, or a whoopee cushion used on a sloppy, overweight, nudist man?

pin cushion: fat nude man will hunt for 4EVER!

Eat S*** and Crap Thunder
or
be stuck in a room with a mad Wookie