...I'd go with Hockey! Pro, minor league, college, high school, or frozen pond types over any football.

Better yet... throw two guys in a ring, octagon, cage, whatever, and have them pummel the daylights out of each other... that's a sport!




Inner tubes or water wings?

water wings...makes me feel like an




constant talking or constant silence?

Silence...helps me think.

Power or honor?

honor



prunes or metamucil?

Prunes...I like to move it move it!

Ranged or melee weapons?

I like contact sports


5 speed or automatic?

5 speed. More fun to drive, to me.

Car or motorcycle?

Jaguar XJ220 to be exact





mashed potatoes or mac & cheese?

Taters...with lotsa cheese melted on top.

Beneficial pain or useless pleasure?

always go for the pleasure...
"the candle that burns twice as hot burns half as long"
Bladerunner


Smokey or the Bandit?

Bandit, naturally! Down with Smokey! Hehehe.

Dogs or cats?

cats rule...dogs drool.




orange circus peanuts or swedish fish?

Orange Swedish peanut fish.

Hawking or Einstein?

Hawking with Einstein's hair




plastic or paper?

Plastic...the bags make good crap-keepers. Hehe.

Mixed drinks or shots?