Then I could talk my DM into giving me almost unlimited gold and I could buy lots of stuff

Meri or Eol?

Um... can't we just morph them into one? Eori... or Merol?

It would be like this massive posting machine, full of facelicks bad puns and deliciously wicked humor! It could take down a battalion of young punks while wearing a corsett!

I'm so excited!



Jeans or Khaki?

Thats a devastating idea. Could you just imagine the characters that would come out of that? Sweetness. oh uhmmm Khaki.

Dress in drag once or kiss someone of the same sex once?

I can only do it once? Well that seems like a ****ed shame. Because you know what? If Charlize Theron showed up on my doorstep (and not the 'Monster' Charlize... but the 'Men of Honor' Charlize) my husband and I would have to fight over who got to kiss her (okay it wouldn't be much of a fight... he'd let me go first).





Poker or Blackjack?

(And Merol would create characters that would simply destroy the server... Olan would have to rebuild the place from scratch after they got out! )

blackjack I can hit people with it

beguiler or bard?

Bard. Had a great one recently... too bad the game didn't last too long. Have to see if I can resurrect him here somewhere.

Lab Rat or Mall Rat?

only a cute one though

Ragnarok or meteor hitting earth?

I'm going to have to go with the meteor... only because I don't know what the other thing is. Would rather at least have a known terrible thing happening to me.

Besides maybe I can send Bruce Willis up to explode it before it hits us... *nod*

Concave or Convex belly button?

concave cause I like my belly button. (thats the inny right?)

Serve as a member of the USS Enterprise D or the USS Discovery?

Both the Captains are so hot!

But... I'll go with Discovery.

An eel in your pants... or pants on the eels?

I'll go with pants on my eel

flying or falling?

Flying of course.

Falling hurts...

Lightning or Thunder?

Lightning its prettier

Santa's Elves or Santa's goblins?

That guy's job is too easy. He gets to fly around and eat cookies & milk at every stop.

Live in a universe like the Matrix(with nothing that isn't electronic), or in King Arthur's Camelot(with nothing that is)?

matrix inevitably i need flushable toilets. besides it'd be cool to have the skills of Morpheus. Neo is too god moded to make it cool.

Pink pandas or purple ponies?