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CyrDraconis
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Karma: 8/1
44 Posts


What do you do....

One Renfest, one Irish Festival, a whole lot of singing, and more than a little sleep missed conspire me to ponder:

What do you do with a drunken sailor, earlye in the morning?
Add a verse, claim a tankard of e-grog, whatever.

~ CD, o/~ Put a lobster in his britches, put a lobster in his britches, put a lobster in his britches earlye in the morning... o/~




Posted on 2007-08-01 at 18:18:16.

Tek
Jumpin' Jack Smash
Karma: 44/13
675 Posts


Taken right from the song, but...

Throw him in bed with the captain's daughter, throw him in bed with the captain's daughter, throw him in bed with the captain's daughter earlye in the mornin'!


Posted on 2007-08-01 at 19:33:44.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


hmmm...

kick him the groin and take his money, kick him in the groin and take his money, kick him in the groin and take his money....earlye in the mornin'


Posted on 2007-10-12 at 11:31:11.

Vanadia
Den Mother
RDI Staff
Karma: 111/12
1188 Posts


I'll have a go

Put 'im in a dress and call him Sally, put 'im in a dress and call him Sally, put 'im in a dress and call him Sally, earlye in the morning!


Posted on 2007-10-12 at 11:34:55.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


ok

give him a snake and tell him its poisoness, give him a snake and tell him its poisoness,give him a snake and tell him its poisoness early in the ornin


Posted on 2007-12-31 at 17:40:38.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


evil

Glue the furniture to the ceiling, glue the furniture to the ceiling, glue all the furniture to the ceiling earlay in the morning.


Posted on 2007-12-31 at 17:47:56.

Dragon Mistress
Not Brianna
Karma: 68/55
1764 Posts


Another verse

Put him on a horse and face him backwards, put him on a horse and face him backwards, put him on a horse and face him backwards, earlye in the morning.


Posted on 2007-12-31 at 20:31:14.
Edited on 2008-01-01 at 01:38:44 by Dragon Mistress

Dragon Mistress
Not Brianna
Karma: 68/55
1764 Posts


From my Camp Days


Pull out the plug and wet him all over....
Throw him in the longboat till he's sober...
Shave his belly with a rusty razor....


Posted on 2008-01-01 at 01:43:20.

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


Then ...

Taze him once if he keeps on moving,
Taze him again if he keeps on moving,
Taze him until he stops his moving,
Erlye in the mornin' ...


Posted on 2008-01-01 at 09:33:57.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


Let's do it nerdy style

Blast him away with a Magic Missile,
blast him away with a Magic Missile,
blast him away with a Magic Missile,
early in the morning!


Posted on 2008-01-01 at 18:12:42.

Longshadow
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 8/1
142 Posts


Leave my taser alone, Utan!

Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Early in the mornin' ...


Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:35:06.

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


Fine, no taser

Drag him without telling him where he's headed,
Drag him to the chapel where he'll be wedded,
Drag him to the fate that he's always dreaded,
Earlye in the mornin'!



Posted on 2008-01-03 at 05:33:01.

Devalero
Resident
Karma: 50/6
370 Posts


Sober him up

Give him vodka 'till he's sober;
Give him vodka 'till he's sober;
Give him vodka 'till he's sober,
Earlye in the marnin'


Posted on 2008-01-04 at 13:01:20.
Edited on 2008-01-04 at 13:02:13 by Devalero

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


A little effort involved here...

Tie him in a sack and drag him downstairs
Kick him in the sack and drag him upstairs
Leave him in the sack and kick it downstairs
Earlye in the mornin' ...


Posted on 2008-01-05 at 03:44:41.

Longshadow
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 8/1
142 Posts


Stuff it!

Find you a can and put him in it,
Tape on the lid, then juggle and spin it,
Mean, but it sounded like fun though, di'n it?
Earlye in the mornin'


Posted on 2008-01-08 at 03:21:30.

   
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