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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Poofta

It spits out a pink FeeFee named Parakeet.

I feed it some earwax, a lima bean, and a yodeling yak.


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 07:43:14.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out "Shrek 4"




I feed it Duncan's Harley


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 13:23:36.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Nooooo!

It spits out my wail of lament and despair.

I feed it Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, AND John McCain.


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 19:55:14.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


LMAO

It spits out a big stinky bag full of lies, flip flops, and chicken bones!


After Duncan's last bout, I feed the poor DVM an entire crate of Tic Tacs, some antibacterial soap, and a gallon of Jack Daniel's to ease the pain.


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 20:03:53.
Edited on 2008-07-02 at 21:05:57 by Eol Fefalas

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Try the veal!

It spits out a loudly-dressed lounge lizard.

I feed it a tire, a pitchfork, and a jar of peanut butter.


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 23:25:52.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


Chocolate

It spits out Peanut M&M's and a used Fig leaf

I feed it some Shampoo and a Bread maker


Posted on 2008-07-03 at 02:41:13.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Nutritious...and Vivacious

It spits out a slice of rye with very lustrous curls.

I feed it a badger and a garden gnome.


Posted on 2008-07-03 at 06:00:34.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out Danny DeVito



I feed it 2 qts of 10w40 motor oil and eye of newt


Posted on 2008-07-03 at 11:11:45.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Lounge Lizardelicious

It spits out Wayne Newton...then his hair.

I feed it a Star Wars DVD and a pound of cheese. Heh.


Posted on 2008-07-03 at 21:13:46.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


moldy leaping lizards

you get back a cheesy plot line to a z rated movie.

I feed it a raw cut up chicken and the sound track to Silent Hills



Posted on 2008-07-03 at 22:03:35.

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


hokayyyy ....

It spits out a warped CD covered with salmonella ...


I feed it (what's left of) Hulk Hogan's hair, Condoleeza Rice's teeth, and Angelina Jolie's twins ...


Posted on 2008-07-04 at 02:59:15.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


What a pair!

It spits out Gary Busey and Nick Nolte.

I feed it an old shoe, a box of Cracker Jacks, and O.J. Simpson's weak alibi.


Posted on 2008-07-04 at 15:47:24.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


Hehehehe

You get an empty box and a supernatural warrant for your arrest.

I feed an arsonist with matches and a box of fireworks


Posted on 2008-07-04 at 15:53:57.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Poof

It spits out everything that it has previously ingested in one blackened lump. And now it has gas.

I feed it a whole box of Bean-O.


Posted on 2008-07-04 at 15:59:37.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


Oy

You get a 50 pound bag of beans and a gas attack.

Roll to save against poison.

I feed it 3 splatted avacados and 2 roaches I caught outside eating said avacados.


Posted on 2008-07-04 at 16:03:34.

   


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