The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiday shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

We currently have 4063 registered users. Our newest member is Hammeyaneggs.
Online members:
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Q&A Threads - Return to Charadun - Q&A (posted by Chessicfayth)Return to Charadun - Q&A
Posting Games - The Morphing Game (posted by TannTalas)The Morphing Game
Posting Games - The One Word Game (posted by TannTalas)The One Word Game
Recruitment Threads - Return to Charadun - Recruitment (posted by Eol Fefalas)Return to Charadun - Recr
Personal Creations - Miniature Painting (posted by t_catt11)Minis!
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 3 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Demonic Vending Machine
    Messages in Demonic Vending Machine
RDI T-shirts!

Rules Lawyer
Price: $14.00



RDI T-shirts!

Outrun the Dragon
Price: $18.00

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


interesting

It spits out an obe and a spandex body suit...

I feed it a fossilized dinosaur egg.


Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:06:44.

EvolutionJ
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/4
180 Posts


Spits

it spits out one of those candied Dinasaur eggs. The Candy coated chocolate ones with the Gummi raptor inside.

I feed it a french maid's outfit with the pockets filled with those ornamental glass beads used in some CCG's.


Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:15:24.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


Kinky

It spits out Pepe Lepu (I hope I spelled that right) looking for the maid who is longer wearing her uniform...

I feed it a rose bush.


Posted on 2008-07-10 at 18:20:04.
Edited on 2008-07-10 at 18:20:24 by Merideth

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


Ah!

It spits out Rosie O'Donnell covered in thorns ...


I puke into th emachine ...


Posted on 2008-07-11 at 02:09:28.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


How Useful

It spits out a wet nap.

I feed it a spork.


Posted on 2008-07-13 at 20:07:32.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

it coughs up every fast food menu on Earth along with mapquest directions on how to get to each and every one...this will take a while



I feed it all my insecurities


Posted on 2008-07-14 at 11:12:17.

EvolutionJ
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/4
180 Posts


Yum tasty.

The machine takes those insecurities and firmly secures them. Spitting out bonds, stocks, banknotes, and fungible and non-fungible securities too.

I feed it a bunch of Deer tics and a box of thumb tacs.


Posted on 2008-07-15 at 15:37:29.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Well, of course...

...it spits out a box of venison flavored Tic-Tacs... on your Toe!

(Tic Tac Toe... get it? *smacks Eol*)

I feed it a Mini Cooper, a half dozen clowns, three cheesesteaks, and a Dacshund named Sparky.


Posted on 2008-07-15 at 15:48:34.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


whew hoo....That's a Saturday night for me!

It spits up Ronald McDonald with a sign that reads...will work for food.





I shove Carol Burnett in and also a Zen garden


Posted on 2008-07-15 at 16:05:54.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


Zenified

It spits out Buddah.

I feed it a pack of gum.


Posted on 2008-07-15 at 16:45:57.

EvolutionJ
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/4
180 Posts


Spits out

It spits out a baby on a lawn chair that quickly floats away because of the giant bubbles tied to the edges of the chair.

I feed it a pound of sugar and hair from a furry midgets back (if it matters.. a male midgets back).



Posted on 2008-07-15 at 18:39:53.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


It spits out...

A Sugar Daddy. The icky candy type you get on Halloween and not the overly pimped out guy in the purple suit...

I feed it a sunkist orange and a silk tie.


Posted on 2008-07-16 at 00:20:34.

Deucalion
RDI Fixture
Karma: 70/16
582 Posts


It spits out...

An orange cream popsicle.


I feed it a TPS report (w/o cover sheet) and a half gallon of JavaTrio concentrate


Posted on 2008-07-16 at 00:27:31.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


It spits out...

A Swingline Stapler.

I feed it a 40lbs pound bag of kitty litter (unused).


Posted on 2008-07-16 at 01:01:32.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out the Beach @ Normandy




I feed it 40 lbs of USED kitty litter.


Posted on 2008-07-16 at 11:31:43.

   


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.




Page loaded in 0.091214 seconds