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Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


Ohhh

It spits out a half orc Playboy Bunny dressed as a princess.

I feed it 2 on line RPG's and a Thunder Cat doll


Posted on 2008-08-03 at 03:23:27.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


spits

It spits out Conan the Barbarian wearing a headband with little furry kitty ears on it.

I feed it my new book on Serial Killers and some horseradish sauce.


Posted on 2008-08-04 at 16:42:13.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


fa

It gives you the script to lost episode of friends.


I feed it what it wants.


Posted on 2008-08-04 at 16:47:45.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


ppphthhhtttyyy

It spits out happiness.

I feed it dirty socks.


Posted on 2008-08-04 at 16:49:18.

Wyrmsting
Fulla Wyrmstuff
Karma: 20/2
340 Posts


Right.

It spits the socks out again with a sign attached that says "Feed to Grugg."


I feed the machine 3 weeks worth of my collected sweat.


Posted on 2008-08-07 at 05:43:20.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


disturbing

it spits out some choice expletives and a warning to never do that again.



I take pity on it and feed it a tic tac


Posted on 2008-08-07 at 11:01:57.

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


Nah, Lysk. He doesn't sweat ...

It spits out poaies and flowery thingies and such while playing Zamfir in the background.


I feed it two hard-boiled eggs and a hot dog.


Posted on 2008-08-07 at 22:35:44.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


Spitty

It spits out a Camping Cookbook.

I feed it a stereo system.


Posted on 2008-08-09 at 17:16:01.

Utan the Orange
Resident
Karma: 23/18
458 Posts


Oogh!

It starts rockin' and rollin', then belches, which smells like old eggs and hot dogs.


I feed the cotton pickin' thing 6,000 cotton balls ...


Posted on 2008-08-10 at 06:04:04.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


Hehe, I actually got to use that joke! :)

It spits out a gallon of gin.

I feed it a snake skin and a cookie


Posted on 2008-08-10 at 15:39:30.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

it spits up Alice Cooper singing Barry Manilow's greatest hits.




I feed it a birdhouse made out of a gourd and a silver spoon.


Posted on 2008-08-15 at 11:46:31.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Buuuurp!

It spits out a gilded spaghetti squash... piping hot and ready to eat.


I feed it a box of Zatarain's Red beans and Rice, six beaded necklaces, a bottle of spiced rum, two chicken heads, and a voodoo doll.


Posted on 2008-08-15 at 15:23:26.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out the itinerary of Eol's last trip to Eglin.
Nuthin' like those Help Desk conferences huh?




I feed it high levels of Radon and a pair of fish net stockings.


Posted on 2008-08-15 at 16:28:35.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


It spits out...

...a glow in the dark stripper.


I feed it all the bad mojo that's been muckin' up my mind this past week and a roll of Tums.


Posted on 2008-08-22 at 14:34:49.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

It spits out Dennis Newcomer






I feed it all the clutter in my basement


Posted on 2008-08-22 at 14:47:04.

   


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