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Ion Kired
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Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


It spits out

A scroll of Keen

I feed it a marshmallow


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 21:53:48.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Beware Ghostbusters 3!!

It spits out the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

I feed it a friend's Space Ork WHM40k army

(btw, Eol, "wasted days and wasted nights"? You're not old enough to be a Freddy Fender fan, are u?)


Posted on 2010-01-19 at 04:54:49.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
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758 Posts


He's pretty old

It spits out a zergling army

I feed it an energy crystal


Posted on 2010-01-19 at 22:48:34.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Wouldnt that mean "so am I"?

It spits out radioactive Crystal Light drink mix!

I feed it the Kool Aid Man


Posted on 2010-01-20 at 04:57:32.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


400 is not old!!!

It spits out a pile of bricks and some seriously wigged out kids.


I feed it those kids.

(Pit... Ion's right... I'm pretty old by human standards... And yes... I'll admit I was a Freddy Fender fan back in grade school... Lived in New Mexico when I first heard that song, if I recall.

P.S. +1 for knowing a Freddy Fender tune.)


Posted on 2010-01-20 at 12:20:02.
Edited on 2010-01-20 at 12:21:28 by Eol Fefalas

Pit F(r)iend
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I listened to FF on 8-track in Dad's AMC Hornet

It spits out the Octomom, her kids, Jon&Kate+8 and all of them can only talk like "Whe we goin' naw?" (4 u, Meri!)

I feed it the original cast of Survivor

(quick unrelated note: Why does Kool Aid Man have pants now?? Back in the day, he was just a pitcher full of refreshing cold Kool Aid and we were totally all right with that, but Now He Has Pants. What sense of modesty does Kool Aid Man need or have now??)


Posted on 2010-01-20 at 12:56:24.
Edited on 2010-01-20 at 12:59:11 by Pit F(r)iend

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
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Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


You know there is a reason why I don't have TV

It chews on the cast of Survivor, finds the whole ordeal undigestible and spit it out.

In an act of mercy I feed it 'Atlas Shrugged', 'The Giver', 'Shogun', and 'The Shining'


Posted on 2010-01-22 at 17:31:33.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


DVM likey movies not books!

It eats The Shining and. . .spits out a tidal wave of demon possessed blood, with those two creepy girls asking if anyone wants to play!

I feed it Jack Nicholson's career


Posted on 2010-01-22 at 18:02:29.

Merideth
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Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


Books!

it spits out a werewolf in a purple suit carrying plastic utensils with it...

I feed it my 'Complete Works of William Shakespeare'


Posted on 2010-01-22 at 18:14:34.

Pit F(r)iend
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Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


DVM's opinions don't reflect my own

It spits out Kenneth Branagh! (who makes good movies based on Shakespeare. C'mon gimme that much!)

I feed it an entire bottle of cough syrup


Posted on 2010-01-22 at 18:35:05.

Merideth
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lol

It spits out the grape flavoring.

I feed it some real grapes

((And good job... Kenneth, he does make some really good Shakespeare stuff, and I've got this strange crush on him that I can't quiet explain. Actually one my favorite movies by/starring him, isn't Shakespeare, its Dead Again. I'm actually looking forward to watching all like 5 hours of his Hamlet next weekend though! That's right I'm making a date with Ken and the Bard. And I'm rambling again... sorry... ))


Posted on 2010-01-22 at 20:36:33.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Party On, Wayne!

And thence it spits out Casillero del Diablo Carmenere vintage 2002 (which is awesome-sauce incarnate!)

I feed it my resulting hangover


Posted on 2010-01-23 at 16:17:17.

Scarab
Vote Grugg
Karma: 42/10
117 Posts


It can mean several things

It spits out an overhang.

I feed it the paperclip from Microsoft Office.


Posted on 2010-01-23 at 16:26:59.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
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Karma: 182/13
3271 Posts


Scarab... there is a name I haven't seen in ages...

It spits out Vista.

I feed it a Mac.


Posted on 2010-01-23 at 16:50:52.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Chug-chug-chug

It spits out Justin Long.

I feed it a frozen waffle and a can of Manwich.


Posted on 2010-01-23 at 17:01:01.

   


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