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I-Binary
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Karma: 10/0
251 Posts


Ta-daaa

It ejects a rainbow stomach-ache with a flourish and sprinkles!

I will feed the vending machine my Pre-calculus homework and a small child's invisible friend.


Posted on 2012-12-29 at 01:55:00.

Geraint
Regular Visitor
Karma: 12/8
100 Posts


it

It spits out a abacus with arms

I feed it a can of pepsi and a bag of jelly bellys


Posted on 2012-12-29 at 08:31:45.

Kriea
postima prolifica
Karma: 74/7
691 Posts


Oh so messy...

It showers you with Pepsi's new jelly bean flavored soda. Enjoy being the first to taste and bathe in it.

I throw in my box cutter from work and an empty ketchup packet.


Posted on 2012-12-29 at 13:43:32.

I-Binary
Resident
Karma: 10/0
251 Posts


Poof

You recieve from the vending machine a violent box-eating package of a tomato-based condiment.

I decide to throw in a Kinder Surprise egg, a nutcracker, and a pad of sticky notes.


Posted on 2012-12-29 at 18:26:28.

Satchel
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 3/0
26 Posts


Watch Out

It spits out an angry robot toy which constantly sticks to you while demanding chocolate for its services.

I feed it some pennies,a feather cap,and my gratitude.


Posted on 2012-12-30 at 23:37:12.

Kriea
postima prolifica
Karma: 74/7
691 Posts


Click Click BWOK!

Out pops a copper chicken that keeps telling you thank you in different languages.

I put in a cell phone, some shoelace and a coffee bean.


Posted on 2012-12-31 at 08:36:53.

I-Binary
Resident
Karma: 10/0
251 Posts


Bdddzing!

Almost triumphant, out pops from the vending machine a hyperactive speed-dial mechanism attached to shoe-based piece of reinforced string, which begins searching aimlessly for an article of abandoned footwear.

I force the vending machine to consume a sewer, a soap bubble, and Gandalf the Grey.


Posted on 2013-01-11 at 02:14:42.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Boink!

The DVM spits out a bearded, horrible smelling rendition of Glinda the Good Witch of the North... with an alligator in her pocketses!


I feed it all the time I've missed at the Inn these past several weeks, a handful of parking validations from the garage at the hospital, and a half empty box of fries I found under the seat of my truck.


Posted on 2013-01-11 at 12:59:30.

Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


Billy Bob Thorton

spits out a small machine that dispenses time share vouchers that smell like *"French fried taters"*

I feed it my least favorite fellow Wal Mart associate.


Posted on 2013-01-11 at 14:14:08.

Chessicfayth
Cheshire Cad
Karma: 103/3
1186 Posts


Busted

It serves you a warrant for your arrest. Body disposal is apparently not one of its specialties.

I give it a paper clip, some string, and the complete literary works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.


Posted on 2013-01-11 at 17:19:01.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6326 Posts


Lost and Found......

It spits out a detailed map to the location of Jimmy Hoofa.

I feed it a mimmick, a gimmick and a limrick.


Posted on 2013-03-01 at 02:11:55.
Edited on 2013-03-22 at 01:54:41 by Odyson

I-Binary
Resident
Karma: 10/0
251 Posts


Ba dum pish!

With a sickening vomiting sound, it upchucks a literarily-inclined chimp with a bad sense of humour and a childish tendency for practical jokes.

I spoon-feed the vending machine Captain Kirk, a swimming pool, and a grimy Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.


Posted on 2013-03-21 at 19:40:33.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


sdrf

The machine vomits forth a picture of a well dressed man riding a horse.

I feed my lucky shoes to the machine.


Posted on 2013-03-21 at 23:04:43.

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


slippers

it spits out ruby slippers

i feed it an old gingerbread house from last chistmas


Posted on 2013-03-22 at 02:41:44.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6326 Posts


It's Back.....

It discharge the 200 year old regifted Fruit Cake from Auntie Mae.

I put in whip, a wpie and a pipe.


Posted on 2013-11-15 at 17:08:33.

   


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