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Reralae
Dreamer of Bladesong
Karma: 142/12
2506 Posts


Hmm

It spits out 1 pound of clean, blank white paper.

I give it a translucent rainbow feather that I picked up that dropped from my right wing in that dream that I woke up from before I could find out what happens...


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:36:32.

Kuriosaki
Veteran Visitor
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137 Posts


and

You suddenly feel the sensation of something soft and multicolored tickling your behinder-region ...


I feed it a box of 64 Crayola Crayons ...


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:46:45.

Sibelius Eos Owm
A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1376 Posts


It wasn't hungry for crayons at the time

It sputters and hacks, eventually nailing you in the leg with a 64-color rainbow. On an off note, the 'mouth' of the machine is now dripping molten but hardening clear wax.

I don't actually feed it. I don't have to, for the hapless man who stopped by to clean up the mess fed it himself. I watched while it snuck up on him, so I claim the act completed, waiting to see what it hurks out at the pile of cleaning supplies that the man had been assembling.

Edit: I completely forgot about the crayon -> rainbow from the first page when I first posted the demonic rainbow breath weapon XD.


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 01:54:18.
Edited on 2008-04-03 at 02:44:51 by Sibelius Eos Owm

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


yum

It spits out every chick flick ever made...on betamax.

Unfortunately, i fed it my shoe inadvertantly. The damned thing ate it when i kicked it for the craptastic gift it left me.

you know, when i started this, i never thought it would take off so well.


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 02:36:21.

Reralae
Dreamer of Bladesong
Karma: 142/12
2506 Posts


Hmm

It purposefully and spitefully (because you kicked it!) spits out a cursed aquamarine pendant that lands on you in such a way that you are now wearing it.

I feed it with a whispered secret.


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 03:01:51.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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it regurgitates every X rated dream you've ever had



I feed it aspirin to take care of the fever Reralee just gave it.


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 13:21:58.
Edited on 2008-04-03 at 13:22:26 by Lyskhala

Reralae
Dreamer of Bladesong
Karma: 142/12
2506 Posts


Good thing I've only ever had maybe 1 of those at the most

It gives you a handheld silver mirror that doesn't have a handle, but instead has two rings, one on each side that implies you'd hold it between your hands, and has a blue tassel attached to each ring.

I give it a writing set. (blank book, pencil, lead, eraser, and paper pad)


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 15:00:50.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


yay

It spits out a novel.



I feed it 13 strands of Grugg's hair, the highest step of stairs which 13 men have walked under, and 13 shards of a broken mirror.


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 20:46:26.

Kuriosaki
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137 Posts


'pajerdf

... and it sgorks out a leetle, teeny black cat with triskadecaphobia ...

I feed it the cat ...


Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:21:37.
Edited on 2008-04-04 at 04:22:14 by Kuriosaki

Aardvark
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Cheese is good

Out comes a block of marble cheese.

I feed myself with the cheese and feed the vending machine with my shoes.


Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:31:57.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


yeek

It throws up carrots on your bare feet



I feed it the hair off a dead possum and eye of newt


Posted on 2008-04-04 at 11:18:10.
Edited on 2008-04-04 at 11:18:28 by Lyskhala

Kuriosaki
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137 Posts


hmmm

it "urps" out a stuffed, full-growed replica of Grugg.

*scoops up the carrots and dumps them in the "out" slot ...*


Posted on 2008-04-05 at 02:15:29.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


and

it spits out you.

I feed you back in.


Posted on 2008-04-15 at 04:12:21.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


hmm...

It spits out a second Demonic Vending machine...



I feed the first one pocket lint and the second one my old no longer working watch...


Posted on 2008-04-15 at 04:43:58.

Reralae
Dreamer of Bladesong
Karma: 142/12
2506 Posts


Allergic Reaction Much?

The first one inverts through its mouth and dies. The second one gets hives and gives you the common cold.

I give it (the remaining one) a d43046721.


Posted on 2008-04-15 at 04:47:07.

   


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