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Loki
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:P

It just spits.

I feed it some worthless currency.


Posted on 2008-05-12 at 16:45:34.

Kuriosaki
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Karma: 3/1
137 Posts


at which

It spits out your next paycheck .


I feed it a rubber glove, two pieces of black licorice, and a diamond necklace.


Posted on 2008-05-16 at 11:07:35.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


Material Girl

It spits out Madonna




I feed it the green stuff growing in the back of my fridge



Posted on 2008-05-19 at 12:14:28.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


...

it spits out Ol' Greg (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hMnT44Etk)
...or Ol' Grugg...same thing.

I feed it some speedoes, a bow tie, and a bag of macaroni...



Posted on 2008-05-19 at 14:57:27.
Edited on 2008-05-19 at 14:57:57 by Fantasy

Okron
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/1
129 Posts


Waste not want not

spits out the Iron man movie

(waches with everyone) then feeds movie case back (keeps the DVD though)


Posted on 2008-05-20 at 00:14:55.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


and

it spits out a duck.

I feed it a quarter.


Posted on 2008-05-20 at 11:51:13.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


in the future.

it gives you an old nintendo game.

I feed it a magic 8 ball...


Posted on 2008-05-20 at 18:22:31.
Edited on 2008-05-20 at 18:22:49 by Fantasy

Shaithis
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/0
194 Posts


yum

and it spits out your future in a 13 volume set of award winning encyclopedias.

I feed it Vick's Vapo-rub and Formula 44D. Oh and some of that really caustic oven cleaner, can and all... then run away.



Posted on 2008-05-20 at 18:40:44.

Okron
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/1
129 Posts


demonic vending machine

It spits out Jesus (spanish pronunciation)

I feed it Jesus


Posted on 2008-05-21 at 03:57:58.

Deucalion
RDI Fixture
Karma: 70/16
582 Posts


irreverent

It spits out commands to do 5 "hail mary's" and an "our father"

I feed it an Everlasting Gobstopper


Posted on 2008-05-21 at 05:32:29.
Edited on 2008-05-21 at 05:34:27 by Deucalion

Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
394 Posts


WARNING! MEMORY RUNNING LOW!

And I get 4e D&D


I feed it back the 4e D&D


Posted on 2008-05-22 at 05:34:38.
Edited on 2008-05-22 at 05:35:43 by Oko

Snake
Newbie
Karma: 2/1
19 Posts


Better put in my two cents... or $2!

And in Return, it kicks out a 3e DnD Handbook! Sweet!

Feeds it a Toonie! (because all my money is Canadian now!)


Posted on 2008-05-22 at 15:45:52.

suicidolt
RDI Fixture
Karma: 44/13
612 Posts


well

It spits out a loon...and by loon, I mean a crazy man with an eye patch.

Feeds it Snake (from above).


Posted on 2008-05-22 at 15:54:16.

Deucalion
RDI Fixture
Karma: 70/16
582 Posts


It spits out...

...Hideo Kojima


I feed it broken fingernail clippers and a partially completed book of Sudoku puzzles.




Posted on 2008-05-23 at 09:23:22.

Okron
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/1
129 Posts


Demon!!!

it spits out fixed nail clippers, and a completed book of Sudoku puzzles

I feed it a lemon (hoping for lemonade and not acid)


Posted on 2008-05-24 at 01:57:23.

   


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