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Grugg
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asdf

Step 16: Mourn burnt pants.


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 00:07:11.

Skari-dono
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Step 17

Step 17: Perform a proper funeral for the pants.


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 00:49:40.

ruler of the shadows
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Step 18... Put on a different pair of pants to see if the said new pants get jealous


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 01:03:28.

Grugg
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asdf

19: Remove all pants and refuse to mention them ever again.


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 01:05:09.

Sibelius Eos Owm
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Cognisive response

20. Remember abandoned shoes where they were left next to vomit and lighter/match in the middle of no where.


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 02:01:09.

Grugg
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asdf

21: Place shoes on feet.


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 19:03:40.

Reralae
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Step 22

Notice the lack of shoelaces on said shoes, and devise a plan to locate shoelaces. After devising 20 logical plans and 1 illogical plan, go with the illogical plan, keeping the other 20 as backup. Proceed to step 23.


Posted on 2008-03-01 at 19:14:27.

Grugg
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asdf

23: In accordance with step 22 light yourself on fire and jump into the air thrice letting loose a cry of exultant joy as your flesh cracks and burns. Upon completion of self-immolation run in circles upon a pentagram and sing three separate selections from the Moody Blues song library then call upon your trial disc of AOL to produce a pair of exceptionally durable and everlasting shoelaces.




Posted on 2008-03-02 at 01:44:21.

Lyskhala
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Step 24.
reaches into circle of fire, pulls out shoelaces, blows them out and proceeds to lace up shoes.


Posted on 2008-03-03 at 15:53:20.

ruler of the shadows
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step 25:
While lacing your shoes, take great care in seeing that they are and will remain out of the reach of children as they are a severe choking hazard


Posted on 2008-03-04 at 22:11:45.

suicidolt
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When the laces spontaneously combust, as they often do during lacing up unlaced shoes, scream and run around in flaming shoes for 20 minutes.


Posted on 2008-03-04 at 22:27:03.

ruler of the shadows
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step 27

The shoes will eventually go out, and when they do, finish lacing and tying them.


Posted on 2008-03-04 at 22:32:54.

Drakar
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step 28

realize you forgot to shake the rocks out of the shoes.


Posted on 2008-03-04 at 22:42:00.

Grugg
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asdf

Smash said rocks with a hammer.


Posted on 2008-03-05 at 00:03:18.

ruler of the shadows
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step 31 (there are 2 15's)

Put a cast on both feet as you forgot to remove the rocks from your shoes and for that matter forgot to remove your feet from the shoes


Posted on 2008-03-05 at 03:59:56.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 04:01:26 by ruler of the shadows

   


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