8: Bury the toothbrush with full military honors in a graveyard in the future which is only visible on Tuesdays after the full moon.

After regaining lost sleep, proceed towards the store for a new (preferebly electric) toothbrush utilizing any mode of transportation desired.

Having used your Honda Transteleportal Device to get to store so fast, discover that the price of an electric toothbrush is far to extravagant for your annual needs. Purchase Regular Toothbrush, Kite, Weather Watcher's Handguide, and a History of B. Franklin's greatest achievements. Lastly for this epic step, glance at the rubber glove rack on the way out, wondering why it seems like you have forgotten something.

Step outside, looking at the sky, only to find that it is an incredibly sunny day. In any case, warp back to your house to grab the toothpaste. Finally, open the package and pull out the new toothbrush. Now just make sure you have the toothbrush in your dominant hand, and the toothpaste in your other hand, and proceed to Step 12.

Realize that you are still hungry and head downstairs for a quick snack, dropping tooth brush and paste.

on the way back from making yourself a spaghetti, tuna, and bologna sandwich (with extra mayo),wrestle "new" toothbrush and paste from dog and proceed to bathroom.

after entering the bathroom you decide you need a shower because you are too smelly, so you take a shower and then take the toothbrush and paste to clean you teeth at a friends house called Jimmy.

Upon arrival at Jimmy's house, step over Jimmy's bandmates who have passed out on the living room floor from the heavy partying the night before and proceed to the kitchen where you find Jimmy with his face in a bowl of oatmeal.

check Jimmy's pulse.

(am i doing this right?)

(yes you are)

After finding that jimmy is dead, Put some tooth paste onto your tooth brush and proceed to brush teeth...

and with that this process is finished

New challenge: bathe the cat


Step one: gather personal protective equipment

Step 2: Trick brother into washing the cat.

Tranquilize the cat with that convenient horse tranquilizer you decided to hang onto after your horse died

Lay limp cat to the side while you run bath water in the sink. If cat is still moving, allow the horse tranquilizer to work it's magic a few more minutes while you grab a beer from the fridge. NOTE: The tranquilizer will wear off within three days so keep an eye on the time.

It's best to finish the beer before proceeding to step 5.

Once the water fills the sink, check its temperature to ensure you won't scald the skin off the cat. Your looking for something around 102 degrees Fahrenheit or around 38 degrees Centigrade. proceed to step 6