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Keeper of Dragons
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2581 Posts


Hmm, again

If the Wings hadn't let the series get tied there would have been potentially unsafee series ends just laying around for people to trip over. Tying them up made the series much safer for everyone.

What happenes if you take Ex-lax and Immodium at the same time?


Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:05:43.

cdnflirt
Angel Reincarnated
Karma: 87/22
1159 Posts


hehe

You become a human rocket and turn into a smurf!

(had to say it!!)

Why do we always say "pitch black" and "pitch white"?


Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:20:06.

Vanadia
Den Mother
RDI Staff
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1188 Posts


hehe

I wanted to respond that Exlax and Immodium lead to stop and go traffic, but cdnflirt was faster. lol

Pete Black and Paul White were neighbours who didn't get along. They expressed their mutual dislike by pitching crabapples into each other's yards. Enventually, the nicknames stuck.

Why's the pig in a poke, and who put him there?


Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:26:03.

cdnflirt
Angel Reincarnated
Karma: 87/22
1159 Posts


because

The pig is in a poke because I put him there for being too nice to the other farm animals!

"Practice Makes Perfect." If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?


Posted on 2008-04-18 at 15:28:13.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


well that's easy...

Because Jesus said so.

Why is pink for girls and blue for boys?




Posted on 2008-04-20 at 08:04:41.

ruler of the shadows
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491 Posts


0.0

because the sky is orange.


If my name is Friday, and today is Saturday, and I'm eating a sundae, and my partner is named Monday, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


Posted on 2008-04-20 at 17:36:27.

Grugg
Gregg
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6192 Posts


Hmmm

Rystefn K'ryll

~~~~~~

What color is an orange?


Posted on 2008-04-20 at 21:29:31.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


.

An orange is typically black. It's the tiny carnivorous parasites in your retinas that causes you to see it differently.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?


Posted on 2008-04-20 at 21:40:49.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
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6348 Posts


bud

Due to a genetic mutation, I fart doves instead of gas.


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How much Chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck?


Posted on 2008-04-20 at 22:26:26.

Grugg
Gregg
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6192 Posts


Well then

The root of sixteen times the vector of the speed of a time travelling fish detailed in the bible.




Who?


Posted on 2008-04-20 at 22:45:24.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
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596 Posts


x

Your mom.

Where?


Posted on 2008-04-20 at 23:56:11.

suicidolt
RDI Fixture
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612 Posts


..

In back of the barn

To what extent?


Posted on 2008-04-21 at 00:52:34.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
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6192 Posts


This whole thing is disgusting

2ft.

Why not metric?


Posted on 2008-04-21 at 01:46:32.

Kuriosaki
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 3/1
137 Posts


Duh!

Cuzz-a you-tric izz-a no funny no more ...

If you're rowing upstream in a canoe and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes would it take to patch the doghouse?


Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:22:20.

Keeper of Dragons
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Karma: 59/18
2581 Posts


.

Well everyone knows that the only reason a wheel will fall off a canoe is if you are already out of pancakes; therefore it makes no differance how many pancakes would be required to fix the doghouse as you don't have any.

Why does math use square roots but not triangle or cirlce roots?


Posted on 2008-04-21 at 12:51:56.

   


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