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EvolutionJ
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Remember.. this is a LIE

Because men were born with "Go out and workie on stuff" brains and women were born with "Stay home and cookie" brains.

(Btw.. just as a point, I was a cook for over 10 years so don't hurt me.)

Why is salt hydroscopic?


Posted on 2008-07-16 at 13:48:54.

Lyskhala
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tsk tsk...you're tryin' to trick us...

It's hyGROscopic cuz the name Quazemotl was already taken.



why do bubbles pop?



Posted on 2008-07-16 at 16:17:33.

Merideth
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hmmm...

I think it has to do with the invisible fairies that fly around with small pins popping them. They are jealous of the bubbles because they are so beautiful, and well... visible, so they pop them.


How do butterfly's curl there antenae?


Posted on 2008-07-17 at 02:23:14.

Lyskhala
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with an eyelash curler...wonder if they hold their mouths open while curling their antennae.




why does the camera add 10 pounds?





Posted on 2008-07-17 at 12:07:58.

EvolutionJ
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Obvious

Umm... it is really heavy. (Or, it is made by "they")


Why is a bird in the hand worth more than two in the bush?


Posted on 2008-07-17 at 13:59:21.
Edited on 2008-07-17 at 13:59:52 by EvolutionJ

Lyskhala
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thanks for the tips :)

Birds are like gasoline...the more you have to process them the more they cost so if you don't have to dislodge them from a bush the process costs less thus lowering the MSRP.



Where did Guns N Roses go for 14 years?


Posted on 2008-07-17 at 16:42:51.

EvolutionJ
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Weee Word play!

On the down side they went to jail for illegal possesion of firearms but on the bright side they became great topiarists.

Why is grooming your mate still a standard practice? (just cuddling in bed and then they pull a damn grey hair out and your like WTF!?!?!)


Posted on 2008-07-17 at 23:28:19.

Shaithis
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just cause

Its a test to see if you get freaked out when they yank your hair.

Why are there different numbers of hot dog buns in a pack than hotdogs in a pack?


Posted on 2008-07-18 at 00:40:56.

Lyskhala
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The hotdog and bun cartels are at war.
At the moment, the hotdogs have the upper hand...but that could change quickly...stay tuned.





how does solar power work


Posted on 2008-07-18 at 11:08:01.
Edited on 2008-07-18 at 11:08:23 by Lyskhala

EvolutionJ
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Yay Vampires

Like vampires of the soul they are. This "Solar power" is really just a shortened "Soular power" They did't want to freak people out with the knowledge that these giant mirrors suck out the souls of the individuals who get near them. Not enough for you to notice but enough to power these facilities. They call it "Free power" because noone knows how much the soul pieces are worth... Eh we make more people every day... it is atleast renewable.

Why is it that the better something smells the better it tastes?


Posted on 2008-07-18 at 12:51:41.

Oko
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that is easy

because the nose whants to make sure the tastbuds have a warning that something is comming along and the nose wants to take the credit of being the first to report the good or the bad of the food comming into the mouth.

how can a bumble bee fly?



Posted on 2008-07-20 at 07:36:30.

EvolutionJ
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The evolution of the Bee

Actually, that is a common misconception. Bumble bees are, in fact, repelled from the ground. Long ago the ancient bumblebees were solitary creatures that Could fly.. and that was with wings much larger than the poor excuses they have today. During those ancient days there lived many more land based predators. Whenever a bee would land it would almost immediately be eaten.

This one bumblebee decided that he would create a great city above the evil ground where it would be safe from insects. So he build himself a small home. He prospered greatly until... one day, while he was away his home was destroyed. He cried and cried over his lost home and how if only he had someone there to protect it then they both could have lived in peace. A passing bee heard his cries and his lament and he too was a smart bee. Understanding dawned and he came to the first bee's aid. Together they created a much bigger house in the trees. One would watch after the house while the other was away. And together they prospered greatly.

Until one day Bee2 was off flying and B1 was on guard and he fell asleep. Their little house was once again ransacked and knocked to the ground. B1 saving himself at the last second by waking up during the fall. When B2 came back he saw the wreckage and asked what happened. B1 told him how he had fallen asleep and how they really needed more bee's to help guard so that they didn't have to be awake all the time. B2 agreed because he too was very tired. So they went out searching for more bees to help them and many bees saw the brilliance in the idea of a hanging house and came to help. And together the bees prospered greatly.

Until one day the house became to crowded, noone knew what was going on. Everyone was fussing and fighting. There were just too many bees and no organization. And during all the fighting and pushing and pulling to get in and out of the doors... the house fell, smashing on the ground, killing many bees. The surviving ones cried and cried, mourning the loss of their bee brothers. "Why, oh why couldn't we be organized? This would have never happened if we would have had a leader!" And so that day the bee's decided to have a leader, someone who was born to lead. They would have a Queen. On the recreation of the house a queen larva was laid, and shortly after she was born. She was fed special jelly designed to help her lead and she was taught everything she would need to know. And the house that decided to have the queen thrived greatly.

Until one day, the queen's bees were out collecting and a great wave of killer wasps decended upon the workers. Hundreds of thousands were slaughtered and upon hearing this the queen wept. "Why?! we have learned to stay away from the evil ground. We have stuck to our wings, Why oh why can we not find peace?" They could not fly through the air and they could not walk on the ground, there was only one option left. To stay in their house forever, but to do this they must have supplies and resources. They must go and collect this food and we must have a place to store it! We must make us able to live on our own! So the bees began to forage and expand on their home. They collected everything they could find, all the fruits and berries and even the pollen from the flowers. The bees expanded on their houses and made much storage space for all their food. They would outlast the evils outside with their loving family in this new house... in this Hive. Once they had filled their huge house with food, all of them came inside and lived. They were free from the predators of the ground and air. They were safe. And this hive with their queen prospered greatly.

Until one day, many generations later, the bees ran out of their carefully stored food. The bees, only knowing this life of hiveboundness didn't know about the air attacks or of the ground beasts that killed. They broke from their hive, ripe with hunger and they saw the air and the ground and their instincts kicked in. A fear so powerful that it would drive them into the skies, that it would make them band together, submit themselves unquestioningly to one ruler, and create great structures in which to live. They immediately jumped off of their hive and flapped their wings mightily, but they had lost their ability to fly generations ago. Their wings had shrunk and their muscles bred out. As they plumeted toward their most feared enemy the true power of the hive emerged. The hive mind. The bees feared the ground so much that their community banded in mind to save them. With the power of hundreds of thousands of minds working together as one the bees were repelled from the ground. They zipped off into the air... and whenever they neared the ground all they had to do was glance at it once and they would be propelled once again. Thus the "flight" of the modern bee was born.

The End.


Why does electricity only shock you if your grounded?



Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:36:59.

Lyskhala
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sadly, nothing shocks me anymore




Whys is that?


Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:42:57.

Eol Fefalas
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Because...

...if you weren't grounded you'd probably be outside doing other fun stuff rather than being confined to your room with nothing to entertain yourself with other than a shrimp fork and an electrical outlet.

(And for Lysk because she posted like two seconds before I did: That is because They said so. That and They is friends, after all, and They like it when That is just like when Those are and These have... It's all about They... or is it Them?)

What prompted the invention of the spork?


Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:43:49.
Edited on 2008-07-21 at 19:48:18 by Eol Fefalas

Lyskhala
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laziness




because the moon has very little gravity and no atmosphere, if you fire a gun on the moon will the bullet reach outer space? (seriously would a like a REAL truthful answer to this one....pleeeeeeze.)


Posted on 2008-07-22 at 11:05:22.

   


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