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EvolutionJ
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Riiiiiight.

Darnit took too long. Got beat.

Here is the new answer to the new question:

(obvious lie)

No because bullets have no hands to open the front door of the galaxy when it reaches it... would just bounce around inside.

(real answer)

Technically since there is no atmosphere it is already in outer space (and with no oxygen you could not fire it in the first place.). But I don't think that is what you are actually asking. I think you mean, would it just fly straight out from the Moon because there is no atmosphere to slow it down? And the answer to that is probably not because there is still a gravitational pull from the moon's gravity. Theoretically it would depend upon the speed and current weight of the bullet though, along with the angle of trajectory. Last time I checked I think the escape velocity of the Moon was about umm.. 2.4 km/s (as opposed to the earth 11.somthing km/s). It can get really complicated though because it is in relation to another galactic body. But anyway, since the fastest standard bullet flies at about 1200 mi/s (or 1.2 km/s) then it is generally safe to say that:

No a bullet wouldn't escape the gravitational pull of the Moon if fired from the surface.


*ooops forgot my question*

Why do they put rewetting drops for contacts in the exact same bottles as contact cleaner?

(btw the latter burns like the fires of hell if you put it in your eyes.. so umm. don't.)


Posted on 2008-07-22 at 12:38:33.
Edited on 2008-07-22 at 12:56:41 by EvolutionJ

Lyskhala
Kohai
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THAT'S what I wanted to know! Thanks!

Cuz acid would eat through the bottle




why is MC squared?


Posted on 2008-07-22 at 12:57:17.
Edited on 2008-07-22 at 13:15:46 by Lyskhala

EvolutionJ
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All roads lead..

M=1000 C=100.

MCsquared = 1210000 = the number of breaths a human takes in 4 months. Very scientific and also very nifty.


Why is the good ice (you know which one is good) only avaliable in the worst restaurants?


Posted on 2008-07-23 at 15:42:36.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

cuz "good" ice is attracted to scoundrels



How do they get the fruit into those magic markers that smell like fruit when you use them?


Posted on 2008-07-23 at 18:18:35.

EvolutionJ
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180 Posts


Easy

Drunken Rufie Fruity Coercion.

Why do they add a stinky smell to propane gas?



Posted on 2008-07-24 at 00:52:20.

Merideth
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3271 Posts


They didn't

The dog did it, I swear.

Speaking of dogs, why hasn't someone genetically engineered dogs without tongues?


Posted on 2008-08-04 at 17:30:33.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

they are still working on engineering the bark out of them.





Harrison Ford as Decker or Solo?


Posted on 2008-08-05 at 11:14:43.

Wyrmsting
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340 Posts


Uh, Lysk? Not either-or.

But I'll attempt it anyway ...

Harrison Ford played neither role. He was busy recuperating after the second Indie movie. Those roles were played by Bradd Pitt, made up to look like Harrison Ford ...


How many segments (exactly) does an earthworm have?


Posted on 2008-08-07 at 05:38:16.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


oh my...this getting to be quite a bad habit.

They have donuts not rings and it depends on the species. Pop one in your mouth...it tastes like a cream filled Krispy Kreme.





how does senility begin?


Posted on 2008-08-07 at 12:45:14.
Edited on 2008-08-07 at 12:55:06 by Lyskhala

Utan the Orange
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Thassa easy one.

Senility begins when a person is trhust from a warm, humid, safe and comfortable room into the harsh reality of a cruel and uncaring world. It lessens to near-undetectability from teen-hood to middle-age, then recurs (with a vengeance) when the species gets older.


How many cats does it take to fill a cannon?


Posted on 2008-08-07 at 22:42:34.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 470/28
8758 Posts


Ummmm.... let's see x(xy+9)*y2...carry the one... eat a sandwich...

27! Cuz ice cream's got no bones!



Why is it that, out of all the things that people lose, they never seem to notice when they've lost their minds?


Posted on 2008-08-08 at 15:29:38.

Merideth
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There is a problem with your question....

People do not lose their minds... they are stolen. The Skeksis are secretly stealing into peoples rooms in the middle of the night and draining their essense, and with it their minds. However the Skeksis are smart and have installed a variety of things in our world to distract us from this, such as television, ipods the internet, and cheetos, so we won't notice when the Skeksis have stolen our minds...

Why are so many children overweight now?


Posted on 2008-08-10 at 15:58:28.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


because

It's the new black.


Where did Pamela Anderson get all the skin to cover those implants? or Dolly Parton for that matter.


Posted on 2008-08-11 at 21:45:40.

Almerin
Typing Furiously
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/19
3012 Posts


easy

from the overweight children of KKK members who lost too many pounds after they heard it's the new black?

Man, that was a bad answer

How is it possible that glass reflects an image? It's see-through....?


Posted on 2008-08-11 at 21:48:51.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
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3271 Posts


Well...

It doesn't reflect an image. It lets you see through to an alternate dimension... good news for you though, you don't really look that awful, it's just your alternate dimension double... those doubles are tricky


How do you mend a broken heart?


Posted on 2008-08-12 at 23:21:39.

   


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