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ruler of the shadows
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Its a surf board...


Are you fearless?


Posted on 2008-09-15 at 12:47:05.

Eol Fefalas
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Absolutely...

...not! I have this irrational fear that, at any given moment, I may 'fail to realize' something!





If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


Posted on 2008-09-15 at 15:50:43.

ruler of the shadows
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nope

They just swear obscenities at each other


Why do shoes that cost $3.00 cost$80 to buy?


Posted on 2008-09-15 at 23:41:14.

Lyskhala
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<><><>

same reason movies cost $3.00 to rent but $24.99 to buy.
(ummm...actually that's the blatantly obvious truth)



why do disasters bring out the best in people?




Posted on 2008-09-16 at 10:52:01.

Alacrity
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because

Disasters don't bring out the best in people, they actually bring out the real person inside.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Why do I have so many emails offering to sell me Viagra? or to enlarge my Man-rod?


Posted on 2008-09-17 at 16:23:29.

Grugg
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asdf

Oops...I sent those to you? :3




...would any like some viagra?

(Lysk you completely fail at realising this was my question. )


Posted on 2008-09-17 at 16:51:47.
Edited on 2008-09-17 at 20:16:03 by Grugg

Lyskhala
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no thanks Grugg...

Al...because they heard rumors of your giant "stache" and thought you'd make a good spokesperson.





who will win the US election in November?


Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:49:04.

Eol Fefalas
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If we're lucky...

It'll be Statler and Waldorf:

That's who I'll be writing in, at any rate. (They look downright presidential, don't they?)


Will Lindsay Lohan ever run for public office?


Posted on 2008-09-18 at 17:27:01.
Edited on 2008-09-18 at 17:27:50 by Eol Fefalas

Lyskhala
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<><><>

I certainly hope so.





what will Lindsay's foreign policy consist of?


Posted on 2008-09-18 at 19:07:18.

ruler of the shadows
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It would consist of Macaroni & Cheese


WHy?


Posted on 2008-09-18 at 23:06:03.

Eol Fefalas
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Ummmm...

"Because I'm the Mom and I said so. That's why! Now go to your room!"




How many Innmates does it take to change a light bulb?


Posted on 2008-09-19 at 14:33:42.

ruler of the shadows
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huh...

Inmates aren't allowed to change light bulbs...


What color is the pale moon light?


Posted on 2008-09-20 at 14:20:44.

Merideth
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Duh

Orange.


Why is it that two children of the same age and with similar interests cannot find a single thing to do together without arguing for longer than five minutes?


Posted on 2008-09-20 at 18:09:23.

ruler of the shadows
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he he... hahahaha

Because the world revolves around Murphy's law...


Why ask silly questions?


Posted on 2008-09-21 at 02:19:56.
Edited on 2008-09-23 at 14:23:29 by ruler of the shadows

Eol Fefalas
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Uhhhh....

We ask sill questions so we don't get kicked in the sash... I guess... maybe...





Y?


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 13:50:34.

   


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