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ruler of the shadows
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Because your mom (grugg) Is a sash kicker.

Why does the world turn?


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 14:24:26.

Lyskhala
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<><><>

because you should NEVER NEVER NEVER shake a world.




why is my power STILL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 18:00:42.

ruler of the shadows
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Yes my question and answer...

Cause I caused an EMP?


Posted on 2008-09-23 at 21:11:51.

Lyskhala
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<><><>

You "passed gas" and called it an EMP.





why does ROTS call his farts EMPs?


Posted on 2008-09-24 at 10:37:34.

Merideth
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Because

They tried to take his Fred but his Will was much more compliant in the end, so they went with that.

What does destinalize mean?


Posted on 2008-09-30 at 01:56:57.

Grugg
Gregg
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Ok

Sure.



How many hamburgers three times a sandwich!


Posted on 2008-10-01 at 17:59:56.

Wyrmsting
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Easy one (?)

According to Wimpy, the answer only appears on Tuesday.

And where in the world has Wimpy been?


Posted on 2008-10-02 at 04:00:18.

Merideth
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3271 Posts


Well Duh...

Eating cheeseburgers. Well only on Tuesdays... on Monday he has Del Taco, Wednesday is fried chicken gizards, Thursday roast dragon, Friday mashed potatoes and gravy, Saturday squid and on Sunday he rests.

Where do Oompa Loompas come from?


Posted on 2008-10-04 at 02:24:15.

Desert Dragon
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If I remember right

They come from Doompity Doo (or is it Doompity Dee?)


Posted on 2008-10-06 at 07:24:32.

Grugg
Gregg
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af

It is not. [[I took the part in brackets as your question...because I'm magical]]

Why do I not have a leotard?


Posted on 2008-10-06 at 14:30:04.

ruler of the shadows
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hehehe

Cause Grugg smash better than hulk Smash...
Huh?


Posted on 2008-10-06 at 17:41:50.

Wyrmsting
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340 Posts


Oh ,

Yup.


Should leotards be in large litter boxes?


Posted on 2008-10-27 at 13:01:27.

Duncan74
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931 Posts


Lords-a-Leaping!

No silly, leotards were made for Michael Flatley to showcase his package as he lords over the Dance!

Why wasn't the large-billed weasel-yak voted king of the jungle?


Posted on 2008-10-29 at 06:45:49.

Merideth
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Because...

He actually did win the popular vote... but the Lion always held sway over the great plains, and since that region held a massive amount of the electoral college votes he won officially.

Why aren't more things polka dotted?


Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:23:23.

Sibelius Eos Owm
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1376 Posts


Because...

There are very few creatures on this Earth that can stand listening to Polka for long periods of time while they design things. Thus the quantity of polka dotted items that can be made each day is severely limited. Not to mention that Polka is a controlled substance.

Why is the sky not pink? I don't care why it is blue, but what it is not pink.


Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:43:10.

   


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